God made one great big unisex bathroom where all living things can piss and shit. It's called the ground.
God is a plumber, his son was a carpenter. They're a working class family. It's in the Bible.
One of the funniest achievements of the LGBT community is making chuds paranoid and scared of the most harmless natural phenomenon on Earth.
The mighty Ubermensch conquering manly man can be instantly threatened by a shirt with a fucking rainbow on it. :wojak-nooo: :gayroller-2000:
In the early 2000s, proto-chuds decided wearing pink (popped collars optional) would get them laid because (yes, there's irony here) it looked superificially gay enough, so went the belief, that feeemales would think they were approachable and nice instead of just gross chuds.
The entirety of that chud's outfit has probably been his look since that time. :frothingfash:
Gave me flashbacks back to "Queer eye for the straight guy", where for like a decade we bought some tolerance by proving our usefulness to normies. But then they decided it was just that much fun to hate us anyways, because reasons.
Note to self: never try to do anything for mainstream society again, embrace unpalatability.
I don't miss that intermediate stage between sanctioned normalized everyday old fashioned homophobia on TV and today. You know, when "I'm COMING OUT OF THE CLOSTHEEEET!" was a punchline and being gay was a joke as an intermediate step toward some acceptance.
Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt at least did a clever spin on that tiresome 90s trope: Titus Andromedon, as a character, expected melodrama when he came out to his boyfriend's gruff :anti-italian-action: family and was actually annoyed that that family accepted both of their status without incident.
The oversized watch gives me frat bro vibes and also that this dude has described himself as wristcel in online screeds
If my SON ever sees a COLOR it will turn him GAY and make him want to have steaming hot sex with men instead of BORING straight sex!!!
:frothingfash:
Late 2000s atheists were right, we should have kept mocking these CHUDs.
God did a genocide and then made rainbows to let us know he won't do another one. It feels like putting rainbows on gay stuff is a threat fascists would appreciate.
These shirts need manly tools on them, like hammers and sickles.
What happened to freedumb of choice and all the other shit chuds care so much about?
:grillman: are like that too. They want you to be "free" to conform to what they want.
The rainbow is a magical talisman that will imbue the child with femininity. It's not just ink on a shirt, it's a symbol and symbols are magical. Symbols carry power all on their own. It's not like I'm tricking myself into thinking it has power by engaging in other magical thinking about everything else. Nope, it actually is magic.
If we could just change the symbols then our problems would be solved.
I imagine a prism would be like a crucifix to this motherfucker, hold it up to the sun and he would recoil in terror.
