tfw this is the front page

  • WoofWoof91 [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    specifically turns on show adult content
    is surprised to see adult content

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    2 years ago

    does the bethesda community put too much into sex shit? possibly. is that also the least monetized and monetizable part of the mod ecosystem?

    critical support :shrug-outta-hecks:. also all the skimpy armor mods are the ones with really modular pieces so ive got my char 90% covered with 'bikinis' and 'skimpys'. your anti-nudity immersive armors dont let me change out pauldrons and skirts :lea-smug: also the best facemask is from the wolf bikini armor and i am not joking.

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    I will never understand Skyrim porn mods.

    Like... porn exists...porn games also exist... Why do you need to mod it in a fantasy game that has nothing to do with porn? lmao

    • Klork [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      I will never understand Skyrim porn mods.

      Minecraft porn mods exist

    • Dolores [love/loves]
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      2 years ago

      porn games exist... but most of them aren't very good games.

      so strapping a porn onto a successful and engaging, existing game is kind of a good idea. and a roleplaying game's an undeniably proper setting for roleplay-heavy porn

        • Dolores [love/loves]
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          2 years ago

          who knows how it works and is intended to work?

          like literally how does a porn-dev know when or where a player is getting satisfaction? who knows where they were supposed to?

          idk what im sayin here except 'the hornt will find a way' ig :bonk:

            • Dolores [love/loves]
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              2 years ago

              damn if i dont adopt this view for every sex thing that aint my cup of tea

              and we love a happy pig in its stye, don't we?

              • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                2 years ago

                I came with it but with trough working kitchens cause people do be ordering weird shit to eat. Swapped it for stye to be a bit more poetic for the subject

                • Dolores [love/loves]
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                  2 years ago

                  fuck apply this to weird food tastes too and im gonna be a completely tolerant person :ooooooooooooooh:

                  where you getting off making me less judgemental of fetishes and food tastes, huh?

                  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                    2 years ago

                    People's star trek opinions are the only ones that really reflect on them from a moral perspective.

                    • ProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]
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                      2 years ago

                      TOS: Enlightened pluralism born out of American exceptionalism

                      TNG: Utopian socialism

                      DS9: Marxist critique of utopian socialism

                      VOY: Social fascism

                      ENT: Liberal neo-conservative triumphalism

                      DIS: Doomer escapism

                      PIC: Reactionary transhumanism

                      LD: Partially automated gay luxury space communism

                    • Dolores [love/loves]
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                      2 years ago

                      c/realtheory

                      janeway stans are splitters who align with fascists

                      kirkfolk are browderites

                      picard stans are radlibs

                      sisko-followers are true ML :siscko:

                      and kira nerys is trek emma goldman :anarchista-chad:

    • Sephitard9001 [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      It's so fucking stupid lol. Use 5 different physics and script overhauls that are required for 42 other nude/sex/tits-n-ass

      You still end up looking at 2 awkwardly animated models trapped in Skyrim's ancient engine bumping uglies when you could have spent the 7 hours of setting up the mods watching the thousands of animated porn videos online of infinitely superior quality

      • Awoo [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Why do bdsm people do several days worth of roleplay before bumping uglies?

        I think the point isn't just the animation but the roleplay itself leading up to it in the setting.

      • Klork [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        But you can't control the animated porn videos :think-about-it:

      • ssjmarx [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Once you get it going, Skyrim can be a system for getting on-demand animations of exactly what you want with exactly the camera angles you like for exactly as long as you want to look at them. If you get into the weeds of modding it, you can make it look really, really good too - RIP in peace Izzyguy1234.

        Plus yeah the fact that you can roleplay within the environment makes it fun. Then there's VR :hyperflush:

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    UGE customized bungaloo anus by B O O G A L O O boy and FairBanks420 for tube slider mesh and skyrimjob overhaul tits extender 4

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Okay, it's detailed but like, that's not what a butthole looks like. There's an extrusion kinda thing going on that at least most people don't have. This is a lot of effort to make a highly detailed but totally wrong looking butthole.

      • SerLava [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        They probably had to essentially staple it to a blank ass

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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          2 years ago

          I'd put the work in if I was gonna bother at all. If your buttholes look slightly prolapsed and closed at the same time, that's bad game design. - Shigeru Miyamoto

      • UnicodeHamSic [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Would you believe alot of the creator's anatomical knowledge is theoretical?

  • Sephitard9001 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I made the same mistake looking for Monster Hunter mods. 10 mods adding cool weapons to the game, 5,000 nude mods. 2 mods adding cool monsters to the game, 500 mods adding cock n balls to the monsters in the game

    • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      :bait: but fuck it, it's Universal Body Enhancer (UBE)

      so to translate first there's CBBE (Caliante's Beautiful Bodies Enhanced) which is a body replacer for Skyrim, it comes with a bodyslides tool that you can use to edit the body and all armour meshes.

      then there's 3BA((3BBB)3Breast Bone Body))which is an physics addon on top of CBBE which adds physics to the boobies, the thighs, the ass, the vagina and the belly.

      So this guy took the base CBBE 3BA body and added a detailed butthole from the UBE body with physics on top of it.

      And yeah, there's also versions that do this to the male body too, the most popular one I think is Highly Improved Male Body Overhaul (HIMBO) which works seamlessly with the bodyslides tool from CBBE. (also yeah it can add boob, ass and belly physics on the body too)

  • UnicodeHamSic [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    It is wild to me that the porn game infrastructure built by fans for free around skyrim is superior to most available products on the market. Communism works folks.

      • UnicodeHamSic [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        Nah, that is the wild part. Most the software are free mods. When you jerk it to skyrim you are jerking with comunism.

      • Barabas [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I can rotate a butthole in my mind for free. It is easy and fun to do.

        Sucks to suck aphantasiacs.

        • ProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Sucks to suck aphantasiacs

          Okay first of all, rude.

          Second of all, we can code better or whatever since we don't have to tie all abstract thinking to a visualizable analogue or whatever the fuck is holding you guys back from thinking in thoughts instead of thinking in crayons.

          Third, we're basically immune to having thoughts put in our heads, you could mention the idea of Henry Kissinger having a relaxing time surrounded by friends and laughing, and we aren't stuck with that visual in our "mind's eye".

          • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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            2 years ago

            I wanted to discuss metacognition for a while cause it's fun, but I wasn't really making a clear point. Don't have the heart to just press cancel.

            spoiler

            Second of all, we can code better or whatever since we don’t have to tie all abstract thinking to a visualizable analogue or whatever the fuck is holding you guys back from thinking in thoughts instead of thinking in crayons.

            I feel really confident in saying that the best way to do problem solving is drawing pictures. I know I had physics professors through high school and college beg us to do it. Math teachers want you to show your work. I have to imagine coding works that way as I would sometimes draw to help visualize what was happening with VBA. Comparing how well you use your mind's eye to problem solve would be like seeing whose handwriting is more legible when you use your feet - impractical.

            Third, we’re basically immune to having thoughts put in our heads, you could mention the idea of [REDACTED], and we aren’t stuck with that visual in our “mind’s eye”.

            That's some real "My grandpa was immune to communist propaganda because he couldn't read" vibes.

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    The two types of mod titles:

    :butt:: Beneficial Undifferentiated Toolset Tracking, a utility mod that does utility stuff


    -CBBE AWMS OWO HOA-CIA-DODvz2.1.4: :butt: