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  • Ericthescruffy [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The Bladder.

    Power(s): He continues getting stronger and faster the longer he retains his urine and avoids pissing.

    Weakness(es): Returns to normal human strength upon urinating. Also: at the height of his strength looks incredibly undignified and fidgety cause the man needs to take a fucking piss. Tends to piss his pants in the line of duty either because he is knocked unconscious, overexerts himself, or gets clocked in the gut/dick just right.

    • macabrett
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      2 years ago

      So it's like Fatgum from My Hero, but with piss?

  • volcel_olive_oil [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    :dril: the terrorists with the gun to my head. i will never invent a piss super hero. it is against my beliefs

  • Comp4 [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Pissmaster he is the master of urine. He causes everyone around him to piss themselves. (Including owls).

    I might be imagining things but OP seems to have a fascination with piss (A fetish perhaps?) further study is required but now im curious.

  • MerryChristmas [any]
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    2 years ago

    I had an idea for a superhero named Nico Teen and his power was a utility pack of cigarettes. It was meant to be a spoof on all the product placement in the cape genre but I quickly shelved it when I realized he was too cool to be recognized as satire...

  • iridaniotter [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Actually I already had this superpower for one day last year. I walked around a city in the summer and sweat so much that I didn't even have to urinate despite staying hydrated. So the piss superpower would actually be a sweat superpower. :galaxy-brain:

  • macabrett
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    2 years ago

    The Golden Shower

    His piss has gold flakes that he can control. Need to open a door? Piss into the cracks, control the piss up to undo the lock. Need to apprehend a criminal? Piss all over them and they're left in a gold rope. Wanna get rich? Piss.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    I'd say The Whizzer, but that's already taken

    (He runs fast, maybe because he always has to pee?)

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    He can piss on anything. His stream is just that powerful.

      • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]
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        2 years ago

        He's actually a much nicer guy than Gaara but everyone still prefers Gaara because nobody wants to hang out with someone lugging around a giant jar of piss everywhere.

  • shiteyes2 [any]
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    2 years ago

    Mt. dew man can turn any piss into mountain dew. Try it! No I swear it's mountain dew. takes a sip

  • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    :antifa-supersoldier: with two hand mounted supersoakers filled with piss, menace to :cop:s everywhere

  • D61 [any]
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    2 years ago

    Name?

    Urin Al

    Potential Powers?

    Telekentic control of all piss fluids in any form. Ability to change the composition and properties of piss... like a water bender but only with piss. Clarity, smell, thickness, viscosity, purity? Check.

  • culpritus [any]
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    2 years ago

    The Pissaster

    Has telekinetic control over electrolyte liquids, piss being the most readily available form of such liquids.

    Literally can pull the piss out of people and use it as a weapon. Charging up a mega piss bomb takes a whole episode and empties the bladders of a mid sized city.