Motivation is bullshit. If you ask me, this country could use a little less motivation. The people who are motivated are the ones causing all the trouble! Stock swindlers, serial killers, child molesters, Christian conservatives - these people are highly motivated! And anyway I think motivation is overrated. You show me some lazy prick who's lying around all day watching game shows and stroking his penis and I'll show you someone who's not causing any fucking trouble, ok?
:carlin-pog:
:grillman:: "Go live in the suburbs. Walking is for poor people! Don't worry about getting out of shape, you'll be too busy with work and school to go to the gym. Oh yeah, buy some pills to even tolerate this lifestyle. If you don't like it, your lifestyle is bad for the economy."
:grill-broke:: "Young people can't qualify to be government's personal hitmen? Now who will I live vicariously through to feel badass?"
Global peace through obesity. At least until the treats run out.
This provides us the thesis and anthisis. The synthesis is that if you jerk off hard enough you will get back into shape.
You ever seen those high level arm wrestlers that have one jacked arm and one regular?
This was literally a running sight gag in an anime called Daimidaler. The giant hero robot is powered by the pilot's libido, and one of its arms is ridiculously oversized compared to the rest of the robot's proportions.
This is why you have to switch off every once in a while. Sit on your left hand until it goes numb, and then do the ol' stranger.
I have seen some instructional videos. We are one charismatic celebrity away from this becoming real.
I mean it's a serious issue, but not because people can't join the army. It negatively affects people's quality of life to be physically inactive and to look for any form of escapism.
and to look for any form of escapism.
I was going to qualify this but it's difficult to do succinctly. I'd say that feeling a need to escape indicates there's a problem and a huge part of America's economy (and China's too, though they are actually trying to combat it) is based on preying upon such feelings.
We make war so our large adult masturbating xanned out sons can make peace
They're still living off the grain Joe stole, but was too full to finish himself.
ONE CLASS
ONE STRUGGLE
JERK TIL I DIE AND PASS THE FRIES
ahem I'll have you know that I'm a skinny mentally ill, drug addicted chronic masturbator
:theory-gary: revolutionary defeatism is when you pull your pud and overeat
If you grab some snacks with one hand and your penis with the other then you've got no hands left to take drugs.
That's true, one time as a challenge I lit and hit a bong using only my feet. My old college roommate will vouch.
