You can't deny it. You can even make vodka out of it!

Discuss what is the best singular staple food.

  • Rom [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    There's a potato for every occasion. Breakfast? Hash browns. Lunch? Fries. Dinner? Baked potato. Having a party? Potato chips. Wife divorced you and took the kids? Vodka.

    Truly the most versatile tuber.

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      6 months ago

      Breakfast: home fries

      Lunch: latka, potato soup, chips

      Dinner: mashed potatoes, scalloped potatoes, salt potatoes

      Divoreced: even more vodka

      Truly the utilitarian spud

        • bbnh69420 [she/her, they/them]
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          6 months ago

          I wish I could figure out how to make it savory enough, bad scalloped potatoes are undercooked, watery, and flavorless, and I desire to avoid this

          • GinAndJuche
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            6 months ago

            How are you doing them? I can try and help figure it out.

            • bbnh69420 [she/her, they/them]
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              6 months ago

              I haven’t done enough for a recipe, but so far, slicing potato thinly and layering with milk cheese and seasoning hasn’t produced the exact result as restaurants, for example

              • GinAndJuche
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                6 months ago

                So without knowing more I could only give general advice, but the serious eats article has a lot of useful stuff that might help you narrow it down.

                My version uses nutritional yeast and cashews for the sauce, but a small bit of cinnamon with the paprika really helps.

              • ColonelKataffy [he/him]
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                6 months ago

                this is a pretty good start, but add in shredded cheddar and finely chopped broccoli. works with russet or yukon potatoes

      • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]
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        6 months ago

        Peru to Eastern Europe: "ah you think the potato is your friend, but you merely adopted it. I was born to it, molded by it, I did not see cereals till I was colonized and by then it only made me gassy!"

        • Łumało [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
          hexagon
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          6 months ago

          Hermano, you must be out of the loop.

          Back in the 1930s the Soviets managed to invent the in vitro fertilization and out-of-body human fetus development method by implanting the egg inside of a potato.

          The resulting children born from these were named The Belarussians.

      • Owl [he/him]
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        6 months ago

        You'd need a way to convert the starches into sugars first.

        I found a few forum threads where someone got as far as realizing that, declared maybe they'll try, and never came back. But no mentions of completed bean beers.

          • Dolores [love/loves]
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            6 months ago

            they put enzymes in it, either from grains or on their own. same way you'd do for beans.

              • Dolores [love/loves]
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                6 months ago

                if its shit it can always be distilled unrecognizable into vodka too!

  • xj9 [they/them, she/her]
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    6 months ago

    We can thank Quechua scientists for giving us some of the best agricultural technology out there. I don't have links, but its pretty interesting to read about some of the agricultural labs that were built in the andes ages ago to make this delicious monstrosity:

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    • ColonelKataffy [he/him]
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      6 months ago

      i'm happy to see your enthusiasm for jackfruit. i find its nutritional value lacking, especially since in the west it's mostly used as a meat substitute, but has very little protein in it. guess i should give it another try.

    • Łumało [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
      hexagon
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      6 months ago

      Sounds really amazing, but can it satiate my Polishnes (alcoholerino)? Oh and does it have a Korean Pop Song?

      Thought not B)

      Potato gang stay winning

      But fr sounds real interesting, I'll read up on it.

  • itappearsthat
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    6 months ago

    Comprehensive list of GOAT agricultural products:

    • potatoes
    • corn
    • cabbage
    • soybeans

    Once a species gets these it's game over for everybody else. Honestly OP and should be nerfed.

    Wheat might get on this list too.

  • ReadFanon [any, any]
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    6 months ago

    If I was stuck on an island and I had one crop to choose it'd either be sweet potato or amaranth. Probably amaranth if I'm being honest because under the right conditions it will spread like wildfire and you get (pseudo)grains out of it along with spinach-except-better, but amaranth is not as well known in the west these days. At some points in human history there's archaeological evidence that amaranth family crops were of major importance though.

    But sweet potato is right up there too. It also spreads like a weed and requires virtually no intervention under the right conditions. Shit, you can even try drowning sweet potato and it'll be like "Alright, bet" and it'll continue to grow. Tuber+greens is a winning combination.

  • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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    6 months ago

    Reject monocropping, return to Mayan mountain terrace farming with a different potato species on every level for 800 vertical feet

      • Mardoniush [she/her]
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        6 months ago

        Also depends very much of the breed. I find NZ kumara to have a better balance than American breeds.

  • NoLeftLeftWhereILive
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    6 months ago

    There isn't many things more amazing than new potatoes in early summer. Unpeeled, with butter and salt. Maybe some spring onion or garlic on top.

    • zed_proclaimer [he/him]
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      6 months ago

      New potatoes are so crazy good. Makes normal potatoes seem like an unfortunate byproduct in comparison