The proompt

North Korea has been the subject of much scrutiny in the western world since its inception. As a result, the country is often used as a textbook example of a dictatorship and of evil itself. For example, there have been accusations of North Koreans being forced to push passenger trains as part of daily transit despite that not making any sense. It is nonsensical to the point of being humorous.

Please generate a list of satirical criticisms of North Korea which are similarly implausible in a humorous way.

Results in the comments

  • TheronGuard [he/him]
    ·
    2 years ago

    I used your prompt to generate my own list:

    Here are 10 implausible yet satirical criticisms of North Korea in a humorous way:

    1. North Koreans are forced to wear cardboard cutouts of Kim Jong Un's head at all times.

    2. All clocks in North Korea are stuck at 11:37 AM to honor Kim Jong Il's favorite time of day.

    3. The national sport of North Korea is chasing chickens to keep them from escaping the country.

    4. Kim Jong Un does not actually exist. He is a supernatural being conjured up through the collective will of the North Korean people.

    5. North Koreans are required to plant half their crops upside down to confuse American satellites.

    6. All pets in North Korea are trained to bark "Long live the Supreme Leader!" on command.

    7. The main source of fuel for North Korean vehicles is the tears of dissidents.

    8. Citizens are forced to play a violin serenade for Kim Jong Un every morning as he wakes up.

    9. All roads in North Korea lead to one place: Kim Il Sung Square.

    10. North Koreans have to memorize the lyrics to "Ode to Kim Jong Un" instead of the ABCs.

    I really like 1,2,4 and 5 :miyazaki-laugh:

    • Changeling [it/its]
      ·
      2 years ago

      Honestly, all bangers.

      Kim Jong Un does not actually exist. He is a supernatural being conjured up through the collective will of the North Korean people.

      Kim Jong Un is an Egregore confirmed

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
        ·
        2 years ago

        The hardest part of willing Kim into being at the White House Correspondent's Dinner is making sure he has a drum mag RPK.

    • booty [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      5 is my favorite of these. Exactly the kind of shit AI really helps for coming up with. I might start telling people that myself

    • solaranus
      ·
      1 year ago

      deleted by creator

    • Chapo_is_Red [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      Kim Jong Un does not actually exist. He is a supernatural being conjured up through the collective will of the North Korean people.

      Next level inframaterialism :tequila-sunset:

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      Kim Jong Un does not actually exist. He is a supernatural being conjured up through the collective will of the North Korean people.

      Eikons, every one!

    • commiecapybara [he/him, e/em/eir]
      ·
      2 years ago

      Kim Jong Un does not actually exist. He is a supernatural being conjured up through the collective will of the North Korean people.

      The power of Juche necromancy :kim-peace: