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John Waters WHAT???

Plants, probably

The rumor come out! Does John Waters is gay?

It's crazy this dude is 78, dude look like he's in his mid-50s. This further proves my baseless though thoroughly scientific theory that it's not time that ages you, it's impurity of heart. If you're a good dude, you will remain healthy and hot for all your days. If you soul is free of the toxic venom of bigotry you will remain youthful.

I am shook. He made female troubles.

If only there was some kind of hint or clue we could have seen in his body of work.

Did Werner Herzog write this?

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