It's called Stay Safe: Run, Hide, Fight
https://news.sky.com/story/winnie-the-pooh-characters-used-in-us-school-districts-mass-shootings-safety-book-12891280
The Department of Education's budget will get funding when there's a budget line item for ground attack aircraft.
I would love to see what kind of fight someone who needs information presented in the form of a rhyming Winnie the Pooh picture book is supposed to put up
I dunno they would be better at it than police officers fighting an active shooter
The knowledge that the kind people of the city have not mapped out where there are hills not covered by security cameras around the police station fills my mouth with ash.
Ok this is way worse than cringy "ooooh your childhood is gonna be ruined!" horror films.
Fun fact: people wanted to create an atomic priesthood that would create similar rhymes and stories so as to protect post apocalyptic societies from wandering into spent uranium dumping grounds.
Such a waste when plastic and benzine are just being dumped in water supplies with no attempt at remediation. A nuclear vault a mile underground is a minimal issue compared to "regular" pollution. Especially because anyone who uncovers it will die horrifically and the horror stories will create themselves.
Makes sense since they can't read The Tao of Pooh anymore because it's ccp propaganda.
Run, hide, fight, is not what you do in a school shooting though, teachers never let you run away, they always locked the classroom immediately.
Run towards the stranger, hide in the vents or rafters, descend upon the stranger like a vengeful rain of rabid children and fight him until even the twitching stops! Be bright, and tell a teacher you are going to do this. Do not delay, do this right away.
Die Hard with Winnie the Pooh characters would actually go so hard
Swarm rush the shooter
https://lawandcrime.com/opinion/wapo-op-ed-columnist-megan-mcardle-wants-kids-to-gang-rush-shooters/
Look, have you ever been hit with a book thrown by a 6-year old?
It's perfectly capable of incapacitating an angry adult with a rifle
