• happybadger [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    It's pretty easy. All you have to do is tense up and say "Ho ho ho I'm having a cum. A right cum."

  • jabrd [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Truth. Faked plenty of orgasms in college. You just do it with the lights off then quickly toss the condom like it has something in it. Raw dog at your own risk

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Oh it's sigma grindset guy. Real alphas fake orgasms because sex is taking up time and time = money = your boss can retire at 35.

        • GorbinOutOverHere [comrade/them]
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          1 year ago

          he should be in communist memes since he was the good communist brother in The Wind that Shakes the Barley :angery:

      • 7bicycles [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        his character of tommy shelby from peaky blinders is a mainstay among the sigma crowd because it's basically what he is in the series

  • Abraxiel
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    1 year ago

    I've totally done it before when I wanted to be done, but didn't want my partner to feel bad. You just get kind of rubato with your tempo and finish with a triplet and whole note.

  • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    British people orgasm by saying "God save the queen". The queen dying invalidates every orgasm during her reign. All of them were fake, and any child resulting from a fake orgasm will be stripped of British citizenship. Maybe that will teach God to actually save her next time.

  • TheBeatles [any]
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    1 year ago

    I like how they had to add in [doing it] because otherwise it would sound like he's saying he never thinks of men while faking an orgasm