This feels like a bad dream man lol
America will put a hospital inside Walmart before giving people free healthcare.
They'll obviously need private security forces to quell disturbances in their company towns.
Walmart will hire out Disney's Mouseketeers as professional military contractors
Someone did a writing prompt several years ago of the corporate wars of the future that got some pretty good responses. The top comment definitely stuck with me.
https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/bovask/wp_the_year_is_2045_countries_as_we_know_them_no/
So when you clock out of your soul crushing 10 hour shift fot $7.25 at Walmart you can head over and get a script for an SSRI to take the edge off.
If they're gonna go with the drug workers in passivity thing they should at least throw us a bone and start prescribing tons of valium again
Hey what's up wanna never cum again? Want everything to be a flat gray line that's still somehow better than the alternative?
CW: Suicide/Dark humor
spoiler
You won't want to kill yourself because you'll never know desire again!
:geordi-no: Taking an SSRI to improve your mental health
:geordi-yes: Taking an SSRI to be more productive at work
"Sorry, despair from manmade horrors beyond your imagination don't count for sick time."
This is what libs mean by 'affordable healthcare.' this is the logical conclusion.
We'll need a new term to describe when every single small town is a Walmart company town
Who would win Walmart or Amazon? Alternatively they both win by agreeing to carve up areas of exclusive authority
Turning all of america into a pullmanesue sprawling periphery to prop up the Bentonville urbanist imperial core
The doctors and nurses all have to do the Walmart dance at the start of the day.
I've been to one like 13 years ago in Canada (Calgary) it was the closest to my house. For me it was like any other walk-in, dunno what it's like for Americans though. It was definitely weird to go to a walk-in doc at a walmart regardless.
no joke i saw this in a weird-ass half-coherent dream like a month ago
edit: i also remember having to walk around the entire building (which was like a huge warehouse) to get to the entrance, and then when I entered the front desk was behind thick glass like it was a cop station lmao
Interesting how they didn't just contract it out to Walgreens or CVS like Target did. I guess Walmart's union busting tactics are much more effective because that's why Target closed their pharmacies.
Repeatedly clicking the "play" button in the middle of the photo and wondering why it collapses instead of playing