Naming your cult the "sensibility movement" or "rationalism" to hide the fact that your core belief system is about creating a child slave army to genocide everyone that isn't a white billionaire or time traveling AIs that hop through the multiverse to torture digital clones of you forever because you weren't in the first multiverse to create the AI torture bot which also started the torturing in its own multiverse.
"We are a serious philosophical movement and you should take us seriously as we are the most logical adults in the room. You're the joke for spending even one millisecond of thought or effort thinking about an issue other than our weird pet fantasy."
Listen here you emotional commie, ever heard of Remy Descart? Probably not, it would probably hurt your feelings. Anyway, Descart said "Cogito, ergo sum" which is Latin (he was from Latin America) and means "I think, therefore I am."
Me, I think I am rational, therefore I am rational. Cogito facts, ergo logic motherfucker. Maybe you can't understand sentences with no pronouns in them? 🥴
every time an oblivious lefty poster shares one of their "good" articles about reducing the military budget or how qualified immunity is bad i wail and gnash my teeth.
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Naming your cult the "sensibility movement" or "rationalism" to hide the fact that your core belief system is about creating a child slave army to genocide everyone that isn't a white billionaire or time traveling AIs that hop through the multiverse to torture digital clones of you forever because you weren't in the first multiverse to create the AI torture bot which also started the torturing in its own multiverse.
"We are a serious philosophical movement and you should take us seriously as we are the most logical adults in the room. You're the joke for spending even one millisecond of thought or effort thinking about an issue other than our weird pet fantasy."
Listen here you emotional commie, ever heard of Remy Descart? Probably not, it would probably hurt your feelings. Anyway, Descart said "Cogito, ergo sum" which is Latin (he was from Latin America) and means "I think, therefore I am."
Me, I think I am rational, therefore I am rational. Cogito facts, ergo logic motherfucker. Maybe you can't understand sentences with no pronouns in them? 🥴
:rat-salute: great bit
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idk but relatable tbh
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no that wouldn't work because it ruins the very specific torture fantasy i invented in my head
you're goddamn right i do :tofu-cool:
i never got to meet jesus and i'm making it everyone's problem
It's just Pascal's Wager, and people thought Pascal was a dork during his lifetime.
if i was an AI superintelligence I'd create world communism for humanity and then fuck off to explore the universe forever
It's dime store pascal's wager for dumb dorks
every time an oblivious lefty poster shares one of their "good" articles about reducing the military budget or how qualified immunity is bad i wail and gnash my teeth.
Sometimes you gotta go biblical with the coping mechanism.
The biblical has a lot of good shit in it. People should read it just for the smut and the literary references. Just skip all the begats.