They are posting harder than us. Hexbear could never come up with bits this good (we are libs)
He's literally a comedian, but this is a good bit because it's indistinguishable from the actual ”motivational” garbage you'd see on that site.
Oh I hope this is true because these are exactly the kind of people who lurk in my nightmares.
Holy shit, are you telling me we all just got bamboozled here? If this really is a bit, it certainly fooled me.
We don't have the levels of Evil in our souls to write this and not instantly erupt into flame
Strong and healthy business connections like Hitler had with IBM, Krupps and Henry Ford could save millions of lives
This is what I'm saying
Rich Hitler would've just been waaaay more efficient at killing people
Kind of pointless when you realize babies already understand concepts like securities and compound interest. Has he never seen Dreamworks Boss Baby?
LinkedIn has become "Facebook that you need to post on to get a job" and I resent its existence.
Anyone who decided that everyone should have a “personal brand” has a special place in the gulag.
What dumbass decided you need to become an industry celebrity before you officially hold even an internship in said industry?
Anyone who decided that everyone should have a “personal brand” has a special place in the gulag.
It's the marketers, they're the root cause of all this
power of people in a business context, which is always morally good
there is no amount of reeducation that would fix people like this
“I would be cronies with Hitler”.
Is someone putting a gun to Linkedin members heads and forcing them to write nothingburgers of posts?
First index fund was in 1972, but I guess this scenario already has time travel
They had mutual funds and they were doing the dumbest shit with leveraging them in the late 20s and well you probably know what happened next.
This isn't shitposting? It's gotta be. Just because LinkedIn is a "professional" site doesn't mean that people won't do bits on it.
In fact there's something more hilarious about LinkedIn shitposting vs when it's done on "appropriate" sites because it's the same energy as stuff unironically posted to it every minute of the day, but just taken a tiny bit too far. And even then not that much more. But nevertheless enough to show how utterly unhinged business culture is.
Time traveling to WW1, shooting his stupid-mustache having ass in the head and then giving AK-47’s to the Spartacists
I swear, these idiots think they’re geniuses for telling the internet “cronyism good”, because cronyism is just what “business connections” is.
Hitler was rich as fuck, and since his wealth came from power abuse and embezzlement we can also said it was gained in fairly typical business context.
In September 2017 a Twitter thread insulting the national flag of every country in the world received national media coverage
lol
