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“It is a handful of oatmeal mixed with low-fat yoghurt, with half an apple and a carrot. If such a meal is to extend life, what is the meaning of life?”

  • Slaanesh [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    When Allah made me he said "And this one will shit their pants if they smell dairy" and who am I to go against God?

      • Slaanesh [he/him, comrade/them]
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        1 year ago

        Cleans me out. But yeah I do need to start getting some. Are they purely over the counter or can you get a prescription? I ask cause I'm lazy as fuck and just want insurance to cover it.

        • GorbinOutOverHere [comrade/them]
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          1 year ago

          they're OTC, I get them in bulk in like 6 bottles in a pack on amazon. Don't get the boxes with the sachets unless you prefer them for travel or something, it gets really tedious opening individual packets up for every pill

        • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
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          1 year ago

          They're widely available without a prescription; Lactaid is a common brand that you can usually find in grocery stores. You just pop a tablet immediately before eating/drinking something with dairy in it; two if you're really going to town on a whole pint of ice cream or something.

          • Retrosound [none/use name]
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            1 year ago

            They degrade very quickly if kept anywhere but a stable 77 degree environment. They don't give any indication they've gone off other than intestinal cramps after you've already eaten the dairy. Buy small quantities.