eu-cool obviously, but stuff like this is still neat sicko-jammin

Now it seems Apple will need to figure out how to allow access to the battery inside future iPhones, as will every other smartphone manufacturer.

powercry-2

Eat shit and drink piss, Apple. I have a desk drawer full of old phones with removable batteries, we had this shit figured out 20 years ago

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Great law. The only positive about non removable batteries was cheap and easy waterproofing of phones. But Samsung figured out waterproofing with a removable battery in the Galaxy S5 9 years ago, so I'm sure manufacturers will figure out a way.

    • learn3code [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Phones aren't even changing that much year to year anymore. They aren't getting thinner and battery life is pretty decent no matter what you buy. There's no reason to not do it. I'm sure the corpos will market it as how it was their idea the entire time because they care about the environment so much lol.

    • Gucci_Minh [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Might need the user to occasionally check and replace a rubber gasket on the battery compartment or something, but having a replaceable battery outweighs that by so much. If the battery on my old phone wasn't dying I'd still be using it, all I do is watch youtube and doomscroll anyways.

  • barrbaric [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Oh shit, maybe next we'll get the headphone jacks back.

          • FloridaBoi [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            eSIM which seems to work fine but I'm sure there are issues with it

            • Shinji_Ikari [he/him]
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              2 years ago

              eSIM annoyingly forces carrier involvement in some way, shape or form.

              I personally love just taking my sim out of my phone and throwing it in an old phone when I know I'll be doing activities that could endanger the very device I need for daily life.

              • FloridaBoi [he/him]
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                2 years ago

                True. I just don’t any use case for it especially since internationally mobile networks have converged on technology so if I go abroad I can use my own phone without fussing with a paper clip and nanosim at the airport

                • TrudeauCastroson [he/him]
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                  2 years ago

                  I prefer traveling with a dual sim card slot, because you go to the airport and immediately buy a sim and pop it in.

                  With esim I feel like your carrier back home can be more dickish, do you not have to contact them? I don't know how they work tbh

                  If I could just add infinitely many esims I want from any country by only contacting new carriers then that would be cool.

    • space_comrade [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I don't really miss them that much tbh. Even cheapo bluetooth airbuds are pretty good nowadays and there are probably some good wired USB-C options if you're really hell bent on having wires everywhere.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    2 years ago

    This is great. One of the biggest scams in phones was sealing the gd things to make sure performance would decay over a few years as the battery wore out.

    • Retrosound [none/use name]
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      2 years ago

      And then throttling the phone so the performance went to shit. "This old phone is so slow - better buy a new one!" Apple made billions with this approach.

  • neo [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    This kicks ass. The current regime of forced obsolescence bullshit must be stopped. If the phone's design must be 0.5mm thicker to accommodate a removable battery design then so be it. Little loss for massive gain.

    I like how these big tech companies pretend they can make any innovation happen with enough ingenuity and r&d, except for user-friendly, human-friendly, climate-friendly ones. Oh no, now we can't charge people $99 for a battery replacement (which our market research shows that realistically means they just will buy a whole new phone!)

    • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      Who even cares about how sleek a phone is when the vast majority of people put it in a protective case anyway?

      • neo [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        watch me triple my phone's thickness by shoving it into an otterbox

        • SexMachineStalin [comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          I have a mophie case with a built-in backup battery for my S8 that can also charge wirelessly, a feature that I only used maybe... twice ever. Also it has a magnet to stick ny phone onto the fridge which won't hold because the phone and case are too heavy, so it'll just slide down the fridge door, lol

      • Retrosound [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        My Xiaomi feels kickass during the time I take it out of its protective cover and put it in the phone holder on my electric scooter. Then after the map software guides me to my destination I take it out of its holder and put it right back in the cover.

        Because you have to. The cover provides valuable impact resistance for the time when you will inevitably drop the phone. Without it, you'll easily crack the screen.

        • dumpster_dove [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          There are phone covers that are made to work with phone holders, at least for iphones. I guess maybe the holder can't fit on a scooter handle though.

  • Wheaties [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    i just want a little switch on the side that physically disconnects the camera and microphone from the mobo and battery. It would be so easy, please EU, force this upon production. Don't you want to get back at the US for blowing up that pipe? Why not fuck with their surveillance state, as treat, as a little joke?

    • ElGosso [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Why would the EU nations give up their favorite monitoring tools?

    • blobjim [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      lol spying on people through their cameras probably aint as useful as as looking at everything they're looking at.

      • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        The microphone, though . . . probably still not as useful, but at least a very distinct use

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    apple business model in shambles. pretty soon every new episode of Ted Lasso will be required to have 4 apple products being used in every shot, with a character saying shit like, "I love how my Apple Watch interfaces with my Apple Monitor Stand for premium technological and design synergy. It just works!"

    the intro music is going to be redone using only iphone notification sounds.

  • edge [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    As someone who uses Apple products: good. I'm finally getting a USB-C phone this year, then next time I get a new phone it will have a removable battery. Hopefully they do headphone jacks next.

  • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Gentlemen, it is with great displeasure to announce that maybe sometimes you do have to hand it to them.

  • DoubleShot [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I don’t get why everyone here’s shitting on Apple specifically. When’s the last time a major Android phone company made replaceable batteries? A decade?

    • Comp4
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      8 days ago

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    • OrionsMask [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      It used to be commonplace, alongside several other consumer-friendly features that slowly got stripped away as Android phones became more Apple-like to compete. That's why.

    • kota [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      My current phone, the LG v20 was I think the last " one. Looks like it came out in the end of 2016 so not quite a decade, but it's been quuuite a long time.

    • GaveUp [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Apple is probably the most popular phone manufacturer of users' phones here

    • ItsPequod [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Got fond memories of buying a little LCD screen for one of those sliding phones back in ye olden days and just slapping the new LCD in with 0 tools and training lol.

    • space_comrade [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Probably, not sure why they'd have two separate manufacturing processes for the same phone.

      • Shinji_Ikari [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I forget if its still this way, but for a while android phones, especially samsung would have two separate processors for the US and EU models. basically two different devices in the same chassis.

        • W_Hexa_W
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          1 year ago

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          • Shinji_Ikari [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            Yeah I think they stopped doing it, but for a while it was the snapdragon and the Exynos

      • mar_k [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I mean iPhone 15 is getting USB-C simply because they don't wanna do that

  • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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    2 years ago

    mfw waterproof phones become a gasket nightmare with flaps over ports and shit again. Love to unplug my phone and have it go "uhm. Excuse me, you uhhh... Didn't close the charging port flap all the way. Gonna need you to do that before you can call 911 because you're bleeding out. Oh, lemme hit you with a quick speaker-clearing buzz to get that water out."

    • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      The Galaxy S5 was the only one that did it decently back then, it had a charging port flap, but no other ones or weird speaker flaps. And waterproof charging ports have been done without a flap since then.

      The CAT phones and other waterproof androids back then were some proper monstrosities with all the flaps and speaker buzzing crap though

      • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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        2 years ago

        And yet, current glued up flagships are now more water resistant than the s5 was, because of it. I don't believe anyone has gotten a design with a removable battery above IP67, but most phones are IP68 now

        • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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          2 years ago

          The Samsung Galaxy XCover Pro managed to get IP68 with a removable battery back in 2020, but it looks like a fucking brick lol. No one is going to buy one of those. It's like one of those old school waterproof android monstrosities, but new.

          • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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            2 years ago

            Samsung Galaxy XCover Pro

            Fucking the place where I was working around that time had a bunch of xcover pros and they were truly heinous devices. Imagine a lowend device specswise. but coated in all of the little flaps and useless buttons and aggravating ass little bullshit, wrapped up in a mandatory shitty otterbox style case that alerts corporate wirelessly if it's removed. Then bog it down with a shitload of enterprise software that's phoning home so often that apps crash because they're too busy sending IT a bunch of stats (and screenshots???) we don't want, need, or use in the background. Truly Dankpods tier unusable hardware made to chuck straight in the bin, but then bogged down with the most pointless software, all so that field techs could use an app to report what's going on... As though they couldn't just do that from their own phone or something.

            Also no idea how those things were ip68, we got so many trashed ones back that were wet because of people dropping them in something, having to remove the case to dry it, and crack it open to get the water out of the back plate (whether or not that was actually necessary) and then it inevitably came back to us, destroyed.

            • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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              2 years ago

              they're too busy sending IT a bunch of stats (and screenshots???)

              Screenshots lmao. Poor IT department.

              But that phone looks hideous, and now sounds like it too from what you said. Truely a pointless device destined for e-waste. I just don't get why these things exist, same with the CAT smartphones. Slapping a thick case on a normal phone probably provides more protection, if users want that.

              • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]M
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                2 years ago

                To be honest, the reason that individual people buy all of these devices is to signal working class status and/or larp at being more blue collar than they really are. Largely the same thing as buying an OtterBox for your iphone. "I'm a big boy in my truck and I need an otterbox because nothing else protects my phone well enough from the rugged activities I do as an architect or insurance salesman."

                The reason corporate buys these devices is because they read the specs and they go "wow it's durable? We won't have to replace so many of them! Military specs? so-true Bazinga! Get operations to order exactly 1 for every frontline employee!" They're much cheaper than something like a zebra device, which is basically the same thing but done correctly, but you absolutely get what you pay for when it comes to enterprise computers. However, corporate doesn't notice or care if their workers have to scan things 10 times with a camera or deal with constant app crashes, so spending 1/4 as much is fine by them.

    • quarrk [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I bet user-replaceable will just mean technically possible for a user to do, with the right tool kit purchased at €100. I didn’t really look into it though.

      Tbh the design drawbacks of easy battery swap are kinda not worth it. I would rather just force manufacturers to replace batteries at cost or host a recycling program which allows a phone to be traded in for purchase price minus fair market battery price.

      • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
        hexagon
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        2 years ago

        Phone repair is ludicrously expensive, especially with cheaper phones. When your phone cost <150€, paying 80 to repair it just doesn't feel like it's worth it. You'd rather just get a new one at that point

        • quarrk [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          If manufacturers are given the option between user-serviceable batteries vs at-cost replacement, that still amounts to a win for the users without limiting phone design possibilities. Forcing battery swap design will most likely reduce battery life by a little bit as space has to be sacrificed for serviceability.

          • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]
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            2 years ago

            phones have been getting thinner because of a marketing circlejerk we could had easy replaceable batteries that lasted a month in 2cm thick phones but steve jobs didn't die in time.

            also if your battery is replaceable that means you might be able to get a thicc aftermarket battery or carry spare actual batteries rather than fucking around with a powerbank.

            nothing about any of the trends in capitalist hardware design has actually been good for end-users.

            • quarrk [he/him]
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              2 years ago

              I mean it’s hard to separate my own “true” desires versus manufactured consumerist desires, but I think it’s logical for people to want smaller thinner phones. This fact aligning with planned obsolescence doesn’t mean that there is no legitimate reason to design phones in a way that makes it difficult to replace batteries. All that said, I am sure that Apple with their $1T can figure out a good solution for a swappable battery.

              • robot_dog_with_gun [they/them]
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                2 years ago

                but I think it’s logical for people to want smaller thinner phones.

                no! they were already pointlessly and anti-userly thin before 2015 and that was long before the shit asses started removing headphone jacks.

                • quarrk [he/him]
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                  2 years ago

                  Well I don’t believe the market is good for much, but the smartphone market is saturated enough that we have a pretty good idea of the form most people want in a phone when balancing aesthetics, weight, ease of handling, durability, waterproofing, screen size, etc. The concerns that you have are easily solved with a phone case, even one with a battery. I don’t miss headphone jacks either, as Bluetooth is really convenient and not that expensive anymore.

                  The focus should not be “the mainstream phone design shouldn’t exist” but rather on the fact that market forces incentivize standardization to cut costs, whereas a hypothetical economy driven by use-value instead of profit would be able to support production of niche/specialized commodities without concern for profit.

      • mayo_cider [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        I imagine it's going to be similar to user replaceable displays, you'll need a couple specialized tools to break open the glue holding the case together etc. and a device-spesific guide. So not everyone is going to be able to do it, but there's a reasonable possibilty.

    • Shinji_Ikari [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      wrist watches have had the technology to be waterproof with moving components and reusable gaskets for decades.

      Just use screws instead of glue on the back panel and you're golden.

  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Now it seems Apple will need to figure out how to allow access to the battery inside future iPhones, as will every other smartphone manufacturer.

    I think both thermal design and waterproofing is easier with nonremovable batteries. But that's fine, I'm okay with slightly shittier phones that last longer. Also okay with risking water damage, as I think batteries no longer holding charge is more common than water damage anyway. Hell, I've had more issues with moisture sensors than actual water damage lol.