"What gender are you?"
my own
"I mean what do you present as?"
Myself
"What's in your pants?"
A gun!
Instead of finding Tumblr screenshots on Reddit, I now find Reddit screenshots on Tumblr
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
i'm running for president solely on the platform of requiring an AK to be taped to every bottle of estradiol sold
Synthesis - tuck one, pack another.
And well if anyone asks if you got ‘the surgery’ “No, I have to hold my gun in my hand.”
Please do not actually as I don’t want anyone getting jumped by goons
The one good thing about America is that oppressed minorities can carry firearms legally.
Are other weapons legal as well? Can you prance around with a scimitar or a battleaxe?
Depends on state and local statutes whether it's banned outright or banned for concealment. Generally switchblades are always banned. In my state single edged knives can be concealed, but not dirks, daggers, push knives. I think open carry swords and axes are ok in my state.
memories of my dragon halberd-wielding runescape days violently entering my brain
There's something about an axe with a spear on top will forever be badass
having a gun has noticeably increased my well-being, living in a red state as a minority.
If you are new to firearms the first thing besides learning the safety rules is to learn how to clean and maintain it. A gun cleaning kit is pretty cheap and should have everything you need. Learn where to oil it. Apply the oil after cleaning and do it the night before you go to the range. It will give it time to get into all the nooks and crannies.
When you get to the range work the action a few times before loading it. And always wear eye and ear protection. Good luck and make Marx proud.
Edit: if it's rimfire like .22 LR never dry fire. It can wreck the firing pin.
or be like me and have a big muscle man following me around as a bodyguard
for not supporting free estradiol
