Just buy a Miata like a normal person yeesh
See I think if you fuck with your headlights or put stickers in your windows you should lose your license but I'd make an exception for any car with bottom eyes
My dad used to get a 4WDing magazine, and I vaguely remember spray on mud was being advertised so you could make your car look like it had been dipping in mud puddles.
: "Oh, I could NEVER take the bus, that's for poor people!"Also
: "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to live in my subsidized McMansion and spray paint mud on my pickup truck/jeep so I can look like a poor person. Those fancy shmancy city folks are coastal elites with too much money!"
- Off-road driving is the most demanding of conditions, so obviously spending $X0,000 on the best off-roading mods will also yield the best vehicle for driving around my suburb
its more like 99%, i only know a single person who actually uses their heavily modded SUV for off-roading
There's somebody in my town that has a fucking Grinchmobile Jeep that I see parked around occasionally, and that's actually kind of cool.
Well... I'd rather have a Jeep larper than a DODGE! 🏃 RAM! 💀 1500 larper...
They say dodge on the front as advice for pedestrians because they aren't slowing down
He will become an unholy union of man and machine. Over time the driver and the jeep fuse and become a lumbering behemoth stalking the suburbs for prey.
the only person who swore at me for trying to cross the parking lot to my store was by someone in a jeep
I wish I could afford a miata. But I can-t afford a jeep either so i guess i'm OK
I bought a Miata for $3k about 10 years ago, I never should have sold it. Now they're $6k minimum for a decent one. Still 10 times cheaper than a loaded Wrangler.
Be thankful that you have functional healthcare and public transit.
You might also look at a Suzuki Cappuccino if you want a 7/8 scale Miata. They're about the same price as a Miata in the USA, dunno how they compare in Europe.
Just looked it up, and the only available are like 30k lol. I'll keep looking for a cute, small car, or a car so gloriously 90s like the older Fiat panda models. Thanks though!
One of the cars I'd get just to try if I had space, is a mid 90s wrangler with the 4L. No offroading mods, I want the tires OEM spec. Cloth top, half doors. I've driven like 3 4-door wranglers and a gladiator and they were all awful, but there's this little green sahara near me with the brown rag top and, it beckons me. I know its awful too, but in a good way.
