I can't think of any

extra points for not using "and (and/or) the"

    • CA0311 [they/them]
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      1 year ago

      The Pains of Being Pure at Heart self-titled album is incredible, I have probably listened to it over 400 times.

  • SirKlingoftheDrains [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    god speed you black emperor

    ...and you will know us by the trail of dead

    *godspeed is one word

  • bodom [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I Wrote Haikus About Cannibalism In Your Yearbook

    I Would Set Myself on Fire for You

    The World Is A Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid To Die

    Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra & Tra-La-La Band

    • SpanishSpaceAgency [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra & Tra-La-La Band

      Maybe the longest one were gonna get and a great choice

      Edit: Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra & Tra-La-La Band with Choir is apparently also an official name, so we can get longer lmao

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    Few I can think of:

    • The Revolutionary Army of the Infant Jesus

    • Thinking Fellers Union Local 282

    • The Plot to Blow Up the Eiffel Tower

    • Special mention (not quite 5 words): Man or Astro-Man? They Might be Giants.

    The longest name I'm aware of in general is the South African metal band xAxVxLxExGxBxMxAxOxFxFxFxAxSxSxSxSxIxTxIxMxIxWxOxAxMxNxDxUxTxRxOxAxBxCxWxAxPxWxAxExIxIxPxPxOxHxFxFxFx. Except I don't think they're very good. ( I don't like metal, sorry. )

    Also when I was in high school I was part of an experimental band we called "Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice, Aquaman contemplates his worthless existence and after an hour of attempting to fix the communal bathtub he moves on to tasks more befitting his talents." We weren't very good and there are no recordings.

    • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      xAxVxLxExGxBxMxAxOxFxFxFxAxSxSxSxSxIxTxIxMxIxWxOxAxMxNxDxUxTxRxOxAxBxCxWxAxPxWxAxExIxIxPxPxOxHxFxFxFx

      Short for: "Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus."

      tldr: issues

      • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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        1 year ago

        metal bands with elaborately disgusting imagery is pretty par for the course. That band's name sounds like an average Cannibal Corpse song title.

        • ElGosso [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          It's true, I once saw a local metal band called Colonoscopy Trough

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    1 year ago
    • Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five
    • Presidents of the United States of America

    extra points for not using "and (and/or) the"

    So much for the bonus round.

  • Dyno [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Between the Buried and Me
    Swim to the Moon was a lifechanging experience for high school me

  • vertexarray [any]
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    1 year ago

    The St Pierre Snake Invasion

    (if St Pierre is two words)

    • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      Saint is a word, it counts

      I'm iffy on giving you 'the' though but it slides volcel-judge

  • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]
    hexagon
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    1 year ago

    In two hours you guys gave me a month's worth of new music to chew through. You fucking rock hexbear.net