• 7bicycles [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    GTA 5 (and San Andreas) are like in the Top 5 Cycling Videogames on the basis that they actually do have useable bicycles that aren't just "motorcycle but quiet". Real winning by being the only contender in the category hours on that front.

    • FumpyAer [any, comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      I've heard Descenders is a great freeriding game. Although your take makes me wonder if there is a game that manages to make road biking fun, either in the form of simulation or as a salient mechanic.

      • 7bicycles [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        I mean it's as much a freeriding game as SSX is a snowboarding game. Takes some basic inspiration and aesthetic and then goes from there to build a fun game. Which it is! I'm not hating on it, my point was more that I think it's odd that if you want sort of actual bike riding (in the sense that driving in GTA is sort of like driving a car) you have GTA, then the big empty, then the arcade titles, then nothing, and somewhere off to the side is Zwift and Wahoo RGT and the sorts.

    • Shinji_Ikari [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Freeriding on all the bikes in GTA5 is a great way to lose a couple hours. I love bringing a road bike all the way up the mountain then do as many flips as I can on the way down.

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    1 year ago

    You can also shoot a bunch of the-pigs which is a super fun time

    • SaniFlush [any, any]
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      1 year ago

      It’s a great way to transport yourself back to the 00’s for about 30-40 hours.

      …except the 00’s sucked!

    • bigboopballs [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      yeah, and

      spoiler

      he's also the final boss and you have to kill him

  • daisy
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    1 year ago

    Saints Row 3 is even better because you can beat them to death with a giant dildo.

      • daisy
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        1 year ago

        Nice! I'd never played the GTA games, I'd always got the impression that they were "serious" games without the kind of whimsical insanity I love in violent games. But maybe I ought to give San Andreas a shot, at the very least.

        • SaniFlush [any, any]
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          1 year ago

          The PS2 games are GTA at its most whimsical. It wasn’t until 4 that they tried telling a serious crime drama. SA has some based on a true story stuff, but it ALSO has a mission where you steal a jet pack from Area 51.

          • daisy
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            1 year ago

            steal a jet pack from Area 51.

            Sold.