With content like this, who would even know we're in a writers' strike?
Newsom is going to fuck it up so hard that meatball ron becomes popular
Fox News, famously not a platform for Meatball Ron, who is starved for a platform.
This is fascists giving a lib a platform.
They're platforming the highest rated cable news outlet!versus
We need to support Gavin Newsom because he's the most electable choiceNo matter who wins, we lose.
OTOH, one of these ghouls is going to eat shit, so...
At least we get a spectacle?
You can't platform somebody who has a way higher profile than you. If they agree to debate you, you are being elevated to a higher platform. Meatball is making national headlines basically every single day. Newsome is not.
That could impress the dem establishment enough to let Biden retire.
fuck a debate I wanna see who can drink 2 liters of ginger ale the fastest
Now, a clever man would put the sugar into his own 2 liter, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the ginger ale in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the ginger ale in front of me.
Id like to deviate from my prepared remarks and direct everyone's attention to this big bowl of sugar.
Meatball Ron says he's running for president, yet he's decided to debate California governor Gavin Newsom
Newsom blows but he will obviously work Ron decisively here. This is his first big moment to prepare for a presidential run, since the only people who could possibly do it are him and Pritzker.
Yeah, easy way to gain attention for himself and future presidential run. Gets to be on the same stage as a republican presidential hopeful, and look like a hero to blue MAGA by beating on a lightweight. Even if he dies bad, he'll hsve the excuse of it being fox news and stacked against him.
I'm going to massacre him! I'm going to paint the walls with his blood! Awooooooo! Cool! So cool!
newsom has nothing to lose here and has already owned hannity (the moderator) on his own show, it'll be a bloodbath
Hannity's definitely gone soft in the head and high on his own supply. It'll be entertaining.
the best part about it will be how trump drags ron no matter what happens.
a lot of people are saying it. very low energy. very, very low energy. the lowest.
As if the "left" didn't have enough PR issues already, DeSantis is going to obliterate Newsom.
Its going to be two pigs wrestling in shit.
DeSantis can't open his mouth without saying something annoying. Newsom is going to be so buttoned up that he asphyxiates himself. The only thing the debate will produce is fodder for AI algorithm training, so someone can edit these two into goatse
Perhaps, but unfortunately he is "charismatic" and can get idiots to want to believe any drop of vitriol that comes from his mouth.
Say what you want but California setting up their own insulin production is an actual small step towards Socialism, just a baby step towards outlawing medicine patents and nationalizing the pharmaceutical companies
It definitely beats the "fuck'em they can die" mentality in Texas, Florida, and NY. But I guarantee that facility is going to use an army of overpriced consultants and contractors. Hardly socialist.
