Every “non biased” outlet is, without a single exception, completely interchangeable with “state department mouthpiece”
Best part of this one in particular is that its supposed to be "AI generated" news. Good to see that it can be trained to have an imperialist bias, looking forward to more "non-biased" AI generated content
"Completely AI generated without an agenda or bias"
Posts from Israel and posts things only the most braindead zionist could rationalize
AI generated means more bias because it has the bias of what it was trained on and is incapable of thinking about that
Prompt: "A tweet about Ukraine that would make every side as angry as possible."
Just use Feedly and put in the feeds you want.
Or us an RSS feed app.
Liberals have given up their humanity to become bots, they are lost
So now we've got Ukraine, Taiwan, and Niger all as flashpoints for WWIII.
Largely due to the inconspicuous, but effective work of "Wagner".
Yeah that is more conspiratorial than anything else.
It will be interesting if this trend spreads to Burkina Faso and especially Niger, with its uranium deposits.
The USA is just manufacturing consent to invade the Wagner Federation to find evidence of WMDs
we just need a new equivalent to pan slavism and an archduke
All France has to do to avoid this shitshow is give Niger its fair share of the wealth extracted from their country.
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dont worry! itll be a small one! we’ll all be home by christmas!!
literally what MacArthur said before getting bogged down in North Korea for 4 years
i was referencing wwi actually! both sides thought the war would be over by christmas 1914
Incidentally, the time period they were stuck for was both four years.
first as tragedy then as a more asymmetrical tragedy
prepare yourselves to be called "tankie" for opposing French neo-colonialism by Western "leftists".
"We don't yet know the Nigerien coup leaders' stance on pronouns, therefore France must bomb Niger to protect LGBT Nigeriens."
The Wagner angle is very interesting. It casts their recent mutiny in a bit of a new light. I wonder whether Wagner is being sent to a far-off quagmire to remove a politically popular but inconvenient leader from play, or if Putin wouldn't let them off the leash so far away from home in a sensitive region without confidence in their loyalty.
Either way, France and the EU can fuck off and buy their uranium at fair market value like everyone else. Solidarity with the people of Niger, Mali, and Burkina Faso.
This is their reward for being good bullet sponges. Going from being the frontline troops in a modern battlefield to advising and playing a support role in an under developed colonial country.
It's basically a return to form for them and their presence tends to relax Western aggression for fear of pissing off Russia by dropping bombs on their citizens.
The US killed like 100 of them in Syria and it almost caused a major diplomatic incident and gave Putin some chips to play against NATO during the conflict.
Nigeria is currently on the track to become the regional most important country and its trajectory makes it so that it might become one of the most important economies in the world in a few decades. Regionally if they do indeed do with military means secure political positions in surrounding countries they might - with all the faults of regionalism - become aching to something like a regional hegemon.
But it's in US interests for Niger to be under the control of anti French and anti European leadership. The whole point of the Ukraine war is to screw Europe over, France losing it's ability to steal uranium from Niger would make the energy crisis worse in Europe and play into US hands.
Nigeria vs Niger war... that's going to be a fun read.
Are they Nigerians and Nigerans?
nigeriens actually. one is the general niger basin colony of england, the other is the general niger basin colony of france.
