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SMDH my dick head, coulda at least given him an autographed VHS copy of Clerks and a lock of Snooki's hair
But I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm aliveAha, a thinly-veiled threat, you see.
I thought at first it meant hand written by Chris Christie which is way funnier. This is a weird gift, but it is like, an actual gift.
Chris Christie offering the same coping mechanism to Ukraine going through a brutal war as I had going through middle school
"Hey I can't find a trash can around here. Can you throw this away on your way out?"
What do you give the man who has everything?
I'm sure it'll inspire Zelensky to (checks notes) live while he's alive