• GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    3 months ago

    Imagine going to a concert and everyone sees their favorite artist sing their favorite song!

    Feel alone together! Share nothing! Experience nothing new! Never leave your bubble! Make Howard Hughes look like a fucking amateur!

    Join with the torment nexus!

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    3 months ago

    "I'd love if I as a comedian could completely put myself out of a job by giving the rights to being me to an AI"

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    3 months ago

    aiDaveChappelle: "So... We all know that cancel culture is bad right?

    aiAUDIENCE: Somebody whistles. Somebody cheers.

    aiDaveChappelle: "StatueAvi8814 is funny. But he doesn't get the likes. Why?"

    aiAUDIENCE: Somebody says "Yeah, why!"

    aiDaveChappelle: "It's simple. Because. Of. Cancel. Culture."

    aiAUDIENCE: Wild cheering.

    StatueAvi8814 has run the sim 482 times. He's not tired of it yet!

  • Black_Mald_Futures [any]
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    3 months ago

    i would love it if I could just get people into a paid subscription service of DEEZ NUTS hahahah gottem

  • Storm [she/her]
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    3 months ago

    What's the difference between that and literally selling your soul?

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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    3 months ago

    "I would be the beneficiary of this AI, not having to do any work myself. And people would pay the subscription fees to me."

  • FumpyAer [any, comrade/them]
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    3 months ago

    To me, the biggest contradiction here is that "he" is speaking with all the intensity of a 6 AM podcast while supposedly being on stage. The body language actually seems kinda accurate, too.

    And of course, the material is a soulless string of cliches.