i can't handle it
This is the reality we inhabit.
The person in charge of the United States' empire, one of the most willfully destructive nations on Earth, is having his actions coded the way you would for a small child or household pet.
My "Big Boy" press conference has people asking a lot of questions already answered in my "Big Boy" press conference.
dollars to donuts, even at this point in his recovery from aphasia he's more coherent sounding than Biden
If the president can talk for the whole conference they will give him a treat
Waving ice cream in front of his nose like a dog treat
I now don't want him to drop because this is hilarious. Which means he definitely will
Imagining a lectern with a baby's high chair behind it for him to sit in while he babbles
Maybe if he does well they'll take him out for ice cream later.
I can't believe this is real life.
Also, John Kirby wears the skin of his victims, right? Look at him, that's a dead skin mask
I have the suspicion that their intention was to mock the press. They were implying that the press usually behave like children and that the press will need to behave for the President, the so called "adult in the room". However this is backfiring on them when Brandon is exhibiting lack of cognitive ability.
I found a mention of "big boy press conference" on the whitehouse press briefing transcripts from July 2.
Q — a logistical one, which is you mentioned the press conference.
MS. JEAN-PIERRE: Yeah.
Q Is that going to be kind of a real, big boy press conference that we’re used to, or —
MS. JEAN-PIERRE: (Laughs.) Did you say “big boy press conference”? (Laughter.)
Q Yeah, like one of these two-and-twos tha- — that might be a little more limited.
MS. JEAN-PIERRE: So, I believe — and I know you guys are holding me to it — it is a — I believe it’s a solo press conference. We’ll certainly have more to share with all of you as we get closer —
Q And then more —
MS. JEAN-PIERRE: — to next week.
Q More thematically —
Q We should call it the big boy (inaudible). (Laughter.)
MS. JEAN-PIERRE: Yeah, I was about to say “big boy” Justin over here —
Q Yeah, yeah.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/press-briefings/2024/07/02/press-briefing-by-press-secretary-karine-jean-pierre-july-2-2024/
So the conference was originally announced on July 2 and it's not going to happen until July 10. How long does it take Big Boy Brandon to prepare for 1 press conference? 8 days.
hey, Seth Rollins actually did the deal this week before the ref fucked on him, so you never know
are you telling me I have to now choose between answering Big Boy Biden and Butcher Biden on my Maoist Standard English Proficiency Test? fuck I am never passing this thing
