• SacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    Hamas, which has managed to acquire usable Israeli uniforms and gear, while also learning passable Hebrew, proceed to massacre their own people while acting as Israeli soldiers

    Instead of launching some sort of insider operation against the Israelis currently killing them and thousands of innocents

    Yes, that seems very likely

    • Xx_Aru_xX [she/her, they/them]
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      2 months ago

      They have a few propaganda photos of them using IDF uniforms and on October 7th there's a whole video of them hunting a traitor by pretending to be IDF soldiers and speaking Hebrew, the question here isn't the ability of Hamas to do that, but the fact that they don't need to fabricate propaganda about the IDF killing people, the IDF itself does that for them.

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    • peeonyou [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Especially since they know the whole world would erupt in support of Hamas if they were ever to get this on film and the whole genocide would be over within the day!

    • Rojo27 [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      We'll know Bibi is done when he's accused of being Hamas.

      • blobjim [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        People basically do that all the time when they bring up that Israel funded Hamas a long time ago.

    • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      Looking forward to “the state of Israel is Hamas” in a few months.

      Every palestinian = Hamas (according to IDF)

      The state of israel = Hamas

      therefore, by the transitive property,

      israel = palestine

      river to sea freedom achieved

  • Beaver [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Ben-Gvir is a Hamas sleeper agent trying to make the most moral army look bad.

  • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
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    2 months ago

    "We did not blow up the mosque. It's not true. It's bullshit. We didn't kill civilians in cold blood. We did naaaht."

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Didn't know Hamas had an air force and that they used it to bomard their own civilians undiscriminately.

    • Deadend [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Yes. Hamas is the planes and bombs and is also the settlers in the West Bank. When Zionists say insane shit? That’s actually Hamas doing it.

    • Awoo [she/her]
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      2 months ago

      Hamas drones have become very advanced.

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    2 months ago

    Everything bad that happens is because my enemy did it! This is definitely how the world works! wojak-nooo

    • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      Unironically how I used to make my elementary school years more exciting, as I suspect many of us did

  • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    This might actually be a dumber conspiracy than the moon being a hologram.

  • neo [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    The Merkava tanks are owned and operated by Hamas?