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Kyle Gass, true heart of the poster, put the tenacious in tenacious d, Jack Black, true pants of the pisser, put the money in his mouth and his whole ass in front of the camera

  • AssortedBiscuits [they/them]
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    4 months ago

    So many people outing themselves as people who won't pull the fucking trigger if they can travel back in time to kill Hitler.

      • dumpster_dove [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        You guys need to vote way harder for Hindenburg or things are going to get real bad!

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      4 months ago

      uh, can I borrow the keys to the time machine? I'll be right back after I provide indigenous Americans in circa 1490 with vaccines for European diseases and warnings about subsequent European crimes if their colonies are allowed to spread unchecked

      • Egon
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        3 months ago

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        • Dessa [she/her]
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          4 months ago

          I'd go back in time to replace Adam and Eve with Adam and Steve

          • Egon
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    • StalinStan [none/use name]
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      4 months ago

      Hitler was a vegetarian artist. If history made him into a fascist leader it was inevitable. It would have been any other person there.

      What you gotta go is give him a how to draw book so he gets into art school.

      • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        Hitler had wild Aryanist fantasies from a young age. He wasn't a wizard, but he was no angel either.

        • StalinStan [none/use name]
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          4 months ago

          Yeah, but if you were to take a period appropriate luger to every child in that post war period that was a rascist little shit you would have to wipe out like, half of all of them at least.

          Which is a good bit but the time paradox would be too great. You go kill all those kids to stop the holocaust then a German time traveler goes back in time to stop you stopping the holocaust and then it restarts the mess. You both bleed out in an unkown back ally in Munich. Baby Hitler is traumatized because what the fuck did he just see.

          • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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            4 months ago

            I'm not saying "shoot everyone" or even "shoot kid Hitler", I'm saying "he was a sussy baka from a young age" is all. What to do about it is a very different question.

          • SpanishSpaceAgency [he/him]
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            4 months ago

            This just poses the question: how far back to we have to go and who do we kill to change the material circumstances of germany during that time period. quick someone check in "The German Ideology" for clues!