Should have waited until you were president to do all that corruption, BOZO.

  • LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]
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    4 months ago

    smh you can't even accept gold bars from Turkish interest groups in exchange for classified intelligence nowadays because of woke

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      They literally just ruled that unless the gold bars had "Memo: explicitly in exchange for political favors" this is fine. But of course if this goes to the Supreme court their official ruling will be that it's only fine if unless they specifically rule an individual case isn't, which this isn't.

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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        4 months ago

        I wonder what the GOP justices will do. On the one hand - they want to put a stop to rich or powerful people going to jail. On the other hand - he's a democrat.

  • edge [he/him]
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    edit-2
    4 months ago

    Democratic Sen. Bob Menendez found

    sicko-crab

    guilty

    sicko-no

    I guess it’s better than nothing.

  • RION [she/her]
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    4 months ago

    I think they should actually make this legal and outlaw traditional lobbying. If you want to take money in exchange for political influence it needs to be solid bars of precious metal or tan bags stuffed with cash and marked with a dollar sign

    • glans [it/its]
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      4 months ago

      Good news! Recent supreme court decision basically does this.

      • City mayor awarded $1mil contract to garbage collection company
      • then he walked into office said "I need money" they wrote a check for $13k
      • FBI: "why did they do that?"
      • Mayor: "consulting services" (no further details ever provided)
      • company owner: "an inside track on the contract"

      Verdict: INNOCENT

    • Justice@lemmygrad.ml
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      4 months ago

      ADL has reviewed this comment and you'll never believe their analysis... more after this short 6 minute ad run

      [I am somehow censoring myself here, for once taking my own inner advice]

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
    ·
    4 months ago

    Noooooo!

    Bob was just hit with the Havana Syndrome gun and didn't know what he was doingoooaaaaaaauhhh

  • Justice@lemmygrad.ml
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    4 months ago

    That was honestly an exceptionally fast and efficient trial

    Kinda shows you how fast Trump, Gaetz, anyone could be prosecuted and locked up for any variety of crimes...... if proper incentive is there. Thus it also shows that the incentive is currently not there... and leaves one to speculate on why Bob here got the shaft while Gaetz has not, despite his criminal receipts being publicly disclosed.

    🤔

  • glans [it/its]
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    4 months ago

    They seemed to embrace once another.