Trump hesitated to give Don Jr. his name because “what if he’s a loser?”
In her recent memoir, Raising Trump, the president’s first wife, Ivana — who is mom to Eric, Don Jr. and Ivanka — recalls Trump balking when she suggested naming their firstborn son Donald Jr. “What if he’s a loser?” Trump said, according to Ivana.
He's already the worst kind of loser. Those who don't know they are one and double down on trying to be cool.
Trump's genuine hatred for his fail sons is one of the funniest things about him, I absolutely love it
The Sleep State
E: (This is just the name for energy saving mode of all the old liches in office right now)
Can we talk about how weird Trump Juniors beard is?
Looks like choccy milk smeared on his face
why the fuck did he shave it in a straight line
you gotta follow your jawbone
It looks like he hired a professional to recreate the most common beard trimming mistakes with laser precision.
if he wasnt so attached to the 80s wallstreet haircut and went with something a little more modern his beard wouldnt look nearly so weird
I know Trump absolutely despises his two older sons. He tried a third time with Barron and now he’s hoping he can actually carry on the Trump legacy without being a clown like his brothers
I know there's a lot of forces working against him turning out cool but I hope he does anyway
He basically dumped Jr and Eric and adopted Jared and rolled the dice with Barron.
Parasocially, it seems like Melania is keeping Barron as far from politics and his father's giant stink as she can. He was invited to be a delegate and she turned it down on his behalf. The best thing for him is to just never do what his two older half brothers are doing.
The giant prince will plot from the shadows, slowly molding his empire before striking down his family for holding him back
An elephant will be murdered in the savanah to “heal” from this.
Honestly I respect him a little for sleeping during a boring ass event
