the best of the best
I’ll say just one thing:
Every single one of you assholes who wouldn’t shut up about him stepping down since the dude missed the toilet bowl fifty years ago after a particularly wild night out better sure as fuck step up now that Old Joe has stepped down.
A sitting god damned President of the United States has stepped aside less than half a year before reelection. Make no mistake: The man swallowed his pride and ego HARD to make this decision. Let’s honor that by creating a wall of votes so god. damned. thick. Riley Reid would gasp.
This decision really raises my opinion of Biden so much. God damn do I love that man, he is truly a great person who dedicated his life to serve his country, literally. He honestly had a great term given the circumstances, and the only thing he probably should have done differently is to not run for reelection to begin with. But he seemed to genuinely believe he could win and stave off Trump. Now that that seemed impossible, he makes a very courageous decision that a lot of people probably wouldn’t have made and puts the country ahead of his ego. Lots of respect from me, and I hope this reinvigorates the democratic base and makes the future brighter for all of us.
Netanyahu will try to fuck things up in Gaza as much as possible because he 100% prefers Trump to Harris.
But now Biden is president and not running. Dark Brandon might just be unleashed like never before.
don't worry everyone genocide joes gonna institute a palestinian state now it's gonna be epic
I don’t understand you people in this thread.
Ever since the debate, people have been calling for Joe Biden to step down from the presidential race and give the place to someone else.
Now I read the comments and everyone is criticizing and accusing the Democrats of not knowing what they’re doing? Are you for real? They’re doing EXACTLY what people have been asking for. They’re doing EXACTLY what needs to be done if they want to win.
Fucking hell you guys, make up your fucking mind.
Sincerely,
A Canadian with severe anxiety over your next presidential election.
wrong country bro
I know people will say this is bad, a new campaign will be rushed, etc. But I think we all know Biden was an excuse for many not to vote, or worse, to vote for Trump. Withdrawing will be his legacy when we win, not his failing.
Thank you President Biden. You are a hero.
It’ll be great to have a woman talking about abortion and making this election a referendum on national abortion access.
Americans love to vote for something rather than against something.
Americans love to vote for a party that never fulfills its promises
Spend some more time with the family, Joe. Thanks for grabbing the wheel, there. We’ll take it from here.
mr president biden sir, thank you
Fuck.
Now watch all the “I’m a leftist” people using Genocide Joe pivot over to some other talking point as soon as Putin gives them marching orders via Fox News.
are the russians in the room with us right now?
Jon Stewart / Katie Porter ticket would get my vote 1000%
this guys onto something
Biden must have received some sign from the Lord. I am confident he would have made for a great 2nd term, but I would also feel bad for his final legacy to be that he handed the election to Trump despite his 1st term successes.
This is your moment, America. It’s in your hands now to see it through in November, kick Trump out no matter who the Democratic nominee will be.
I’ll be keeping an eye on those particular accounts on Lemmy that were constantly calling for resignation, whether anyone as presidential nominee will satisfy them.
i like that they say "kick trump out" as if george brandon hasn't been running the show this whole time.
I’ll be keeping an eye on those particular accounts on Lemmy that were constantly calling for resignation, whether anyone as presidential nominee will satisfy them.
weird how people who were against genocide before are still against genocide
oh god there's a second thread https://lemmy.world/post/17813210?scrollToComments=true
more slop!
Any moment now, the ‘don’t vote for Biden’ group will be in here telling us not to vote for Harris. And if it isn’t Harris, they’ll tell us not to vote for whoever it is.
Anything but stop the dictator and his plan to commit genocide against Latinos and queer people.
liberals once again white washing their parties complicity in the zionist genocide against the palestinians
Most of the biden haters i know on the left are upset about his support for israel. Harris has been much more critical of the genocide. We’ll just have to see.
I didnt want to vote for biden, but was still going to vote blue no matter who. Im glad i dont have to vote for genocide anymore.
liberals once again white washing their parties complicity in the zionist genocide against the palestinians
Honestly the biggest problem Biden had was that all his funding dried up after the debate.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/18/us/politics/biden-fundraising.html
Regardless of who you think would win in a vacuum you gotta acknowledge this.
liberals once again white washing their parties complicity in the zionist genocide against the palestinians
Dumb. All because of a bad night that the media turned into a storm. Real world performance metrics were actually quite good for Joe. The Republican candidate says stuff on par with a semi-comatose baboon every time a microphone is in front of him. Supporters of this are oblivious to how much seething sexism and racism lies just under the surface in the US. This was a big part of how we got into this mess in the first place and why estimates for Hillary’s success were so far off. It will be an incredible win if she pulls this off, but it’s just not going to happen.
Biden and Bernie would be an amazing ticket
pretty freaking EPIC
"I would happily have voted for an unfit candidate with the right color tie" - an adult in the room
This unserious person doesn’t even know that “for whoever the Dems put up” isn’t a prepositional phrase… it’s a subordinate clause. Smdh 😔
Lmao this dude is definitely the quiet awkward guy everyone uneasily walks around
Hmm a political event is happening. This is just like when I masturbate my peenus
This person cannot be trusted with internet. The dem brainworms mixed with terminal pornbrain is like bleach and ammonia.
We need to institute a new Imperial exam, a new class of mandarins will be allowed to post - I will not reach that luminary height, there will be a class of second stringers who may lurk and share posts irl - I think I might be able to do that
How hard is this exam on a scale from hexbear vetting to the Soviet gunner entrance exam?
Lmao, more like, swallowed his pride and ego to fuck the electorate less than half a year before reelection.
god damned
Well that's one way of saying God gave Biden Covid after Biden refuse to take a hint.
It's like they all imagine themselves to be the "le ebic 'murica good' speech giving president/commander" character in some Hollywood slop movie/Sorkin disaster project.
Be grateful your lord has decided not to execute you, peasant
This speech doesn’t do it for me man, I have this terrible affliction called a conscience and I don’t give a fuck about your favorite war criminal or your genocide-supporting bootlicking
I think I'm going to try to go all day without swearing. It can't be cool anymore
If Italy and france and the u.k. and whatever other little buttfuck euro mountain countries all decided to go fascist at once and combine, their entire military could be handled by our Coast Guard.
Lol, lmao even. Your actual military fled after getting a couple of Houthi drones fired at them, what the fuck do you think your coast guard is going to do?
what the fuck do you think your coast guard is going to do?
Hi we're the US coast guard, do you have any lifejackets on board? Can I see your registration?
Sir, we are going to board your sailboat and search your cooler for narcotics. Please pull over.
Hilarious they think they'd attack USians, the US tends to ally with fascists.
Alright, fuck it. I’LL run. I’m 40, nobody knows me so they don’t hate me, I think Hitler was bad, and I’ll let you guys smoke weed and keep your pronouns.
And for the republicans in the room, I’m not going to send anyone to take your guns. That sounds like a bad idea, that we already saw play out in Waco TX. Nobody wants that.
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And to all the mentally crazy voters, HEYMYNAMESBOBANDIMHERETOMAKEEVERYBODYSAFEFROMTHELIZARDPEOPLEFROMEATINGOURBRAINSANDTHEGOVERNMENTPOTBELLIEDPIGSBACONVIVALEREVOLUTION!!!
And to the dyslexic voters, Helol hwo aer yuo?
lol so randum like teh pengu1n of d00m! That place really is full of the cringiest redditors
Hello fellow redditors, DAE le sexy sex? Porn woman hot, updoots to the left!
.world really is a place for people for whom the narwhal never stopped baconing.
She checks all the boxes for an Amerikkkan politician actually.
- [X] Rapist
- [X] Overtly racist
- [X] Floridian
- [X] Bourgeoisie
- [X] Exploits women in the global south
- [X] Exploits women in the west
- [X] """Made""" an LLM for pornbrains
Shit, she might actually have a chance at election in burgerland.
Considering that rap video she made where she says the n-word repeatedly, I'm gonna say no.