Seriously, I am tired of the stereotypes of leftists in the west being and looking like children of the ‘mids’ as the fash call it ie weak as fuck. And almost to a large degree, it’s true.

I see chuds everywhere when I go to the dispensary, and they’re smoking fat doinks. They're blazing that dank ass shit. I don’t care if you’re short, fat, ugly, tall, diseased, you have to be fucking stoned and faded and you have to smoke that gas. You want to help the cause? Help yourself. Do it for vanity, do it for others, do it for the greater good, I don’t care. Fucking mobilize and get the highest you can get and be the most zooted you can be.

It’s hard, but so is literally everything. Just know this is going to take 3-4 years of consistency. If you’re starting out, don’t worry about a plan, and just smoke weed all day long. Your biggest goal at this point is consistency, 5 days a week. Do that over 3-4 years, and pack progressive bowls every single day whether that be kind bud or named strains or whatever.

I want you fuckers to be fucking wrecked jesus fuck. Fuck your health, smoke that brick weed for all I care, but be baked while doing it. Slowly start doing more functional things such as dabs or edibles or w/e to truly maximise your stoner potential

  • coeliacmccarthy [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I've been high for longer than a lot of you have been alive

    sometime between the invasions of afghanistan and iraq I decided to just be high all day every day

    do drugs

    • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]
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      2 months ago

      For a while there I think I went months without being sober. I was being a true hero sitting on my couch taking massive bong rips and playing Stardew

    • Robert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]
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      2 months ago

      It can genuinely help, I've never really done weight lifting but getting zooted before going on a run can definitely help you get in the zone and push through for an extra couples miles when you might have otherwise called it quits. Kratom is also good for physical activity if that's something you're into.

    • trabpukcip [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      A small hit on the vape definitely makes a gym session better. More focus

  • Groggio [any, any]
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    2 months ago

    The smoking of kindly special herbs, thustly inhaled and duely savored, rendereth ye a soft swerving of the body and aloofness of mind. you-are-a-serf

  • Dr. Jenkem@lemmy.blugatch.tube
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    2 months ago

    I've probably been blazing longer than most of you libs have been alive. And why stop at weed? Do coke. Do Adderall. Do MDMA. Do LSD. Do Ketamine. Be safe and do some research on harm reduction. And ensure you don't do dangerous combos (Xanax and alcohol is VERY dangerous). Pro tip: candyflip (MDMA and LSD) is fucking awesome.

    • ElHexo
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      1 month ago

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      • QuietCupcake [any, they/them]
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        2 months ago

        Tripsit's combo checking chart (apparently now also an "app") can be very helpful. Always good to check if you plan on mixing things up. Not perfect so, still don't rely on it 100% but still, always good to have on hand.

        https://combo.tripsit.me/

        https://wiki.tripsit.me/images/3/3a/Combo_2.png

    • BountifulEggnog [she/her]
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      2 months ago

      why stop at weed?

      All the other stuff would be hard and illegal to obtain. Weed rocks though.

    • windowlicker [she/her]
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      2 months ago

      coke is great but so easy to end up overusing. i had to stop myself before it got like that and lots of people have had similar experiences it seems.

      • Dr. Jenkem@lemmy.blugatch.tube
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        2 months ago

        Oh 100%. Definitely the most addictive drug I listed. I make a point not to save the phone numbers of any coke dealers. I try to keep it to ~4 times a year (usually less tbh).

        And psychedelics can have bad effects, especially for folks who have a family history of schizophrenia or bi-polar disorder. And don't over use these either as it can lead to HPPD.

        And MDMA can mess with your brain chemistry, it's best to keep use to around once every 3 months I think.

        Overdoing Ketamine can cause kidney issues.

        Be smart folks and do your research! And if available to you, get some fentanyl test strips and test your shit!

  • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I try to take my suffering raw as a general rule, but I've been wanting spirits as of late.

  • FearsomeJoeandmac [he/him, he/him]
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    2 months ago

    I got all these chuds one upped anyways. I used to stick needles full of heroin in my arm

    I'm more of a hedonist than they could ever hoped to be.