You silly little freaks
I am sorry but I can no longer remain in goblin mode
Engaging hobgoblin mode
aardwulfs! aardwulfs! aardwulfs!
Seriously though you have to respect a species that gives birth through a gigantic penis.
Like it's obviously a horrible idea and makes you question exactly what "Survival of the fittest" even means, but you still have to respect it.
If the Hexbears were just a little bit more anthro, suddenly the American pig-dogs building military bases in my country would sound kinda poggers ngl
Alright, look at me, deer comrade. Look. at. me.
["NY Rush" starts playing out of nowhere]
So you do not seem to understand the implications of what I have written: somehow the parse tree that you have subconsciously drawn in your mind is completely different from the interpretation that I intended when I typed those 26 words. So I will now clarify exactly what I am trying to say: I would feign — that is, I would completely and utterly fabricate — an overtly enthusiastic support for the actually revolting American imperialist project that is the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, if, and only if, doing so would mean that I would attract the attention of a set of anthropomorphized communist hyenas. Not the hyenas in the picture, though — they aren't anthropomorphized enough, you see.
So in other words, I am attempting to imply that I desire to be publicly humiliated and mayhaps even eaten.
By furries.
Sexual style.
Do you understand what I'm saying now? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Like, I want it to scare the shit out of me, too. I want to be an entirely different person by the end of the first eight hours.
Seriously connect with more Mastodon servers
You've already connected to an instance run by a cool Mastodon mutual I met recently @comradeferret@redpawcollective.co
Though note now I'm also here on Hexbear and post chaotically from my local and Mastodon accounts
It has always been the position of this government that furries are ontologically based; @comradeferret@redpawcollective.co expands on this very nicely in some of its videos. Enough here to say, as expanding properly would probably take pages, furries are engaged in the most important of all possible praxes, the most sacred mission of anyone sincerely on this website:
The quest to punch God in the balls
@PeoplesRepublicOfNewEngland @pooh Thank you! We are very cool, though the RPC Masto instance in particular has gotten fewer people signing up than originally indicated when I was feeling out interest. I'll at least try to bring based fuzzies Hexbear's way by word of mouth.
(And if any left furries and furry-friendlies are looking for a Mastodon home, we are open, as is our Discord~)
furries are engaged in the most important of all possible praxes, the most sacred mission of anyone sincerely on this website: The quest to punch God in the balls
trans people
furriesThe quest to punch God in the balls
Based, may the will of St. Bhagavan Shree Matt Christman (PBUH) bless all those who stand against the Demiurge.
Same as the YouTube Comrade Ferret? Great content there from the couple I’ve seen. I should watch more.
@Frank at the very least must grasp this intuitively
I think we are federated with one already, I saw one of their users calling someone red fash or something
The is the greatest comment I've seen on this website in a long, long time. Maybe ever.
So I don't have a chance to bring this up too often so I might as well here: Silver bullets are not easy to make. Low fantasy should really involve more silver shotshells, slugs, or well-wadded muskets.
On the one hand,
On the other, this is powerful posting, and I request that the volcel police let this one slide.
I'm gonna do it
