You silly little freaks

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I am sorry but I can no longer remain in goblin mode

    Engaging hobgoblin mode

  • Twink
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    edit-2
    1 year ago

    deleted by creator

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    putting a scoop of ice cream on my head and going goblin a la mode

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        1 year ago

        aardwulfs! aardwulfs! aardwulfs!

        Seriously though you have to respect a species that gives birth through a gigantic penis.

        Like it's obviously a horrible idea and makes you question exactly what "Survival of the fittest" even means, but you still have to respect it.

  • Erika2rsis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 year ago

    If the Hexbears were just a little bit more anthro, suddenly the American pig-dogs building military bases in my country would sound kinda poggers ngl

      • Erika2rsis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        1 year ago

        Alright, look at me, deer comrade. Look. at. me.

        ["NY Rush" starts playing out of nowhere]

        So you do not seem to understand the implications of what I have written: somehow the parse tree that you have subconsciously drawn in your mind is completely different from the interpretation that I intended when I typed those 26 words. So I will now clarify exactly what I am trying to say: I would feign — that is, I would completely and utterly fabricate — an overtly enthusiastic support for the actually revolting American imperialist project that is the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, if, and only if, doing so would mean that I would attract the attention of a set of anthropomorphized communist hyenas. Not the hyenas in the picture, though — they aren't anthropomorphized enough, you see.

        So in other words, I am attempting to imply that I desire to be publicly humiliated and mayhaps even eaten.

        By furries.

        Sexual style.

        Do you understand what I'm saying now? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Like, I want it to scare the shit out of me, too. I want to be an entirely different person by the end of the first eight hours.

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    1 year ago

    It's PPB War 2. This time we get to fight on home turf though.