https://fxtwitter.com/BlackRedGuard1/status/1821964926174609485
that is the worst attempt at a low country boil I have ever seen.
first off, I don't even understand the logistics of doing it inside like this. at least have the dump out on a screened in porch with fans if you're gonna be all genteel and shit.
"Local pigs serve Worst Seafood Boil Ever, asked to leave Louisiana"
Zooming in on those taters show clearcut signs of not being cooked enough
They're basically half-raw
Eugh, that is literal slop. I'd say have some self-respect but no one should respect a cop.
I've had a crawfish boil, it aint supposed to look like that
Dumping it on the table, fine, padding with a lot of veggies and store bought shrimp, fine. But the undercooked veggies, overcooked shrimp and utter lack of seasoning or other seafood is a crime. I don't see any garlic or anything either, just some loose onion layers
I don't even see any crawfish there
I see one thing that charitably might be a crawfish, but everything else looks like shit
Yeah this is called a Lowcountry boil, as someone else pointed out.
Still grossly undercooked/unseasoned, but it is supposed to be shrimp and sausage.
just shrimp and sausage? idk lol
but yeah, it doesn't have to be crawfish but some variety would be nice
What the fuck? Have they heard of... anything? Plates? Bowls? Pots and pans? What the hell is wrong with them
this is a fairly common way to do it in the southern US for crawfish boils, shrimp boils, etc
usually there's a ton of spices added as well, but this is spotlessly plain from the pics, probably the saddest looking 'boil spread' I've ever seen
You're also supposed to dump the food out on a table outside so that when it comes time to clean everything up you just pull up the trashbags you used as a table liner into a ball and dump it in the nearest trashcan/dumpster. Dumping all this inside is just disgusting; even without actually spicing anything, that break room is going to smell like seafood for the next week at minimum.
it has to take effort to make a seafood boil of all things look this bland
My latent Louisiana swamp DNA is encouraging me to do adventurism upon seeing this
How do you fuck up a shrimp boil this badly. My meemaw was blind in one eye, riddled with arthritis, and also sometimes incredibly lazy and she would easily make seven pots of crawfish boil no problem
What in the fuck
slop's on boys!
