fucking piss addicts
My morning routine:
-Wake up
-Take a massive shit
-Eat a big breakfast
-Get out of bed
-Get showered and dressed
-Go to work
no, first I snuggle the dogs and then let them out so they can piss
then it's my turn
i take two piss in the morning
i take two piss at night
I take two piss in the afternoon
It makes me feel alrightI take two piss in times of peace
And two in times of war
I take two piss before i take two piss
And then i take two moreUsed too. Now I get out of bed first. Not having to change my sheets every morning turned out to be a real time saver tbh.
This post has really moved me, I will be going on a 24 hour piss fast.
no i curse the fates for letting me wake up again dummy
then I piss
first thing i do is piss. then i wake up and piss. then i get dressed and piss. then i eat breakfast and piss. then i go to work and piss.
fucking piss addicts
For a second there, I thought you found out about my urine drinking habits
Phew...
Just before I wake up, I dream about increasingly absurdly located toilets and discover they are clogged.
i normally smoke a spliff in bed then piss but okay