i eat tendies 4 times a week, but i actually excercise, and my lungs have been absolutely fucked for three months. there's no way this fucker isn't going on an inhaler this year if he gets it. if he gets it anywhere near as bad as i have it, he's fucked. he ain't gonna be able to stand in the cold or do a speech or anything without sounding like he's dying. it'll be hilarious.
looks at assembled journalists. looks down at american death statistics correlating obesity and covid deaths
i uh... this data thing is very tricky you see, and uh... sweating profusely we wouldnt want to get everyone in a panic about our favourite hamberderboy.. its just ahem ah uh hmm
the butterblooded are fucked okay? fucked. yeah i said it, that fat fucker has a snowballs chance i...
Not gonna lie, that third tweet is kind of a buzzkill.
counterpoint: herman cain?
Bolsonaro and Johnson may be pigs but at least they didn't grow up on a North American diet
Counterpoint: can Rona effectively spread to the lungs if your circulatory system is full of butter instead of blood?
i eat tendies 4 times a week, but i actually excercise, and my lungs have been absolutely fucked for three months. there's no way this fucker isn't going on an inhaler this year if he gets it. if he gets it anywhere near as bad as i have it, he's fucked. he ain't gonna be able to stand in the cold or do a speech or anything without sounding like he's dying. it'll be hilarious.
looks at assembled journalists. looks down at american death statistics correlating obesity and covid deaths
i uh... this data thing is very tricky you see, and uh... sweating profusely we wouldnt want to get everyone in a panic about our favourite hamberderboy.. its just ahem ah uh hmm
the butterblooded are fucked okay? fucked. yeah i said it, that fat fucker has a snowballs chance i...
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this country has a long history of strong upstanding butterblooded american culture.
yknow, paula deen.
classic example of a butter golem
Awwww Shucky Ducky now :(
Cain was the same age as Trump is.
Third time's the charm
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I'm about 80% certain that Boris didn't have it and the whole thing was a publicity stunt.
Possibly a naive attempt to make his base take the virus seriously? Possibly to make people feel sorry for him or make him look like a hero?
I dunno, either way I'm pretty sure it was fake.
I mean, I'm not gonna get my hopes up after what happened to them. If Trump dies then we can talk.