I don't understand the stigma against being bald, surely it isn't as bad as whatever tf this is
reminds me of that subreddit of the same name. maybe 70% of the submissions were just people ragging on really bad amateur haircuts, but there would usually be one or a two a week that was just batshit while simultaneously being used as promotional material. like the meme above, some guy with a surreal monstrosity on his head who looked in the mirror and was like, "yeah, let's immortalize this." shit still cracks me up.
Just cut some off the sides, the back. Use scissors. Whatever makes sense.
I don't get you people he says he's of the people and he's got the medieval peasant cut, he's living their truth
So how long have you had the Black Plague? ...OK, good.
Ok, fine, you win one whole Internet. Don't spend it all on donuts.
If elected, I promise to make all toupees illegal and punishable by CIA blacksite
that's actually a parasite that latched onto his head and is feeding on his brain
The bald guy in the window with the hipster mustache and that smile just makes this even more golden.