They're not on the field where he sows, they're on the side :D
And if it's hot enough to need a head cover like that, isn't it hot enough to have something loose and flowing over the rest of you?
and don't let me catch any of you making jokes about sowing seed - he's clearly broadcasting seed
Robes are great because they're for all seasons and if you gain weight you don't have to buy a new wardrobe.
I went from "I love the resplendent swag you can achieve with an overlong shirt or tank top" to "oh, I've just been wanting a tunic"
Halt, citizen!
You're showing symptoms of heat exhaustion. Remember to drink plenty of fluids when you're working in the sun.
And before that, men (and women) used to not wear anything at all. And ALSO got cut short because of woke.
Spit out the apple, NOW!
