• NotARobot [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Counterpoint: Trump dying to covid after denying, downplaying, and doing a horrible job dealing with it is probably the funniest outcome, which means it could happen.

    • Poetjustice [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Parody world vs hell world: unstoppable force meets immovable object

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Bolsonaro is shitting into a bag in between getting attacked by birds and he got it twice and there's still indigenous people being murdered at the behest of his economic masters. Hellworld reigns.

  • deadtoddler420 [any]
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    4 years ago

    He doesnt have to, just needs the lung damage which is very likely but may not show up for a while.

    • Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
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      4 years ago

      As for the lasting brain damage, we may or may not be able to tell the difference. This is assuming that the combination of COVID, his age, hypertension from Canadian Sudafed, and being pre-diabetic from a steady diet of Filets o' Fish doesn't pull a comorbidity Voltron and finish him off outright.

    • 90u9y8gb9t86vytv97g [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      I think best case is the lung damage.

      Him dying would really accelerate the fascist spiral and make him a martyr. Especially right after he tells the Proud Boys to stand ready?

      Him getting the worst effects without dying might humble him, and it makes him look like a weak bitch.

      Especially if he can never yell again with the lung scarring.

  • ProfessorAdonisCnut [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Nah him dying like that isn't even good so it can happen. Next Qdrop after he dies and a million idiots turn into @PresidentPence's personal army against the 5g deep state

    • Will2Live [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I have to disagree, i personally hate his fucking guts just purely based on personality, so even if Mike Pence would take over with the same political agenda i would be incredibly glad to see that greasy piece of shit kick the bucket

      • SirLotsaLocks [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        pence would do the fascism but say the loud part out loud and the quite part quietly, the one good thing about trump is how exposed and bungled any attempt at subtlety in the american fascist machine

  • SovietyWoomy [any]
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    4 years ago

    It could be worse. He could provably die and then come back to life 3 days later and be heralded as the second coming.

  • Steve2 [any]
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    4 years ago

    The elite have some fucked up treatment, I swear. Something like plasma serum drawn from people that already had covid and some designer drug.

    Still, hope Trump suffers in an ICU unit with a vent stuck down his throat even if he doesn't die.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Trump's body is actually made from a petroleum-based wax

  • datpiff001 [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    yeah, but he already told his fansquad he not only has covid, but its a real thing lol.

    • Will2Live [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Right, but I said this when Bolsonaro got it, and I said this when Boris Johson got it: 0% chance any fucking fascist ghoul dies

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    4 years ago

    I think he will be too sick same with biden he will test positive as well in no time and then they won’t be running against eachother Bernie chan will come back