America sells boner pills at petrol stations?!?!?! You guys wild.
The Rhino one is also pretty funny.
💪😎 "RRR EXPLOSIONS RHINOS POWER STAMINA!"
🥺"gummy melon flavor UwU"
It’s usually some herbal shit, nothing prescription.. horny goat weed, tongkat ali, shit like that. Real boner pills still need a doctors script
There was one that got FDA'd recently because they were just mixing Viagra with herbs and selling them
Oh yeah I think I remember something like that. That shits wild
I've seen them fairly often. There are also diet pills right next to the gum and candy bars in the checkout lanes at the grocery store I go to.
Death to america
I genuinely thought this was an internet-wide joke á la the futurama egg sandwich from the gas station bathroom, possibly even based on it, not like, actual thing. What the fuck is in those things?
I assume herbs but I really don't know. I would never put that shit in my body.
Sometimes quasi legal simulant analogues, sometimes they actually give you a stuffy but I assume that's because they either snuck real Viagra in or they've got some other similar vasodilator or whatever. They're uniformly bad, especially because you absolutely had no idea what's in the damn things
Europeans not believing that amerikkka actually is this fucked is one of my favorite
bits on the internet"HORNY GOAT WEED" is the usual advertised ingredient. Sometimes it says "PROPRIETARY BLEND"
I've worked a few jobs that had gas station boner pills. Yes, they are very real, even expected.
Back in my twenties I used to collect gas station ‘adult novelties’ you’d find in the restrooms… French ticklers, glow in the dark condoms, silicone ribbed cock rings, Spanish fly, boner pills, etc. gas station sex stuff is always so out there. Gonzo labeling, descriptions, and more. A small slice of sleazy Americana.
That's so funny, you should open up a digital museum of these.
Trying to DM Trump on twitter because I've had an erection for 6 hours that won't go down.
I just had a perfect phone call with Priapus. Great guy. Some are saying his dick is one of the hardest. I don't know, I'm just telling you what I hear. But we're doing great with dick pills, we've developed some great drugs and knowledge. We have the best erections folks. We're gonna get so hard you're gonna get tired of being hard, "Mr. President, stop please, we can't take it!" but we're doing tremendous things with gas stations and boners and... many things. Thank you.
Even if those actually worked, chances are significant that the other person in the equation's going to have the opposite reaction.
Letting the other person know you need such medication is a big no no in Gas Station culture
The "spanish fly" gimmicks are even more like that. Imagine some gas station chud announcing he's going to make someone horny by putting something in their drink.
They have these cute little evasive prints on the packaging like "for entertainment and novelty use only."
spanish fly
Spanish fly is not only mostly bullshit and what is sold over the counter in non-illicit forms typically contains none of the active ingredient derived from blister beetles (that should be a red flag), the actual active chemical can cause severe damage to the intestinal tract and even death.
That's exactly what I was getting at. It often says "proprietary blend of ingredients" which generally means bullshit, caffeine at best, and maybe some bad stuff because it's underregulated.
I assume it was, and maybe the way it slipped through was that there was basically nothing but filler in the capsules but chuds would still wish upon a chud star while buying them.
