'what have I done

To deserve

This flat, flavorless Manhattan'

  • fat Tony
    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      2 months ago

      Okay forgot a Chalmers line ans related grandpa line I use:

      Class after class of ugly, UGLY children

      And for Abe

      There are a lot of real ugly kids in your neighborhood

      • LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]
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        2 months ago

        every Thanksgiving I end up saying the line about turkey was called "walking bird" and we all gathered around to watch football, which in those days was called baseball

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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          edit-2
          2 months ago

          However a little Listser'a carbolic unguant behind the ears should cure them shakes

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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          edit-2
          2 months ago

          Oh fuck! When I did blow more often I'd call it Smeckler's Powder. Don't make fun