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  • btfod [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 months ago

    Democrats and Republicans are two factions of the same Death Cult. They're a lot alike, but one major difference in their beliefs is whose children must be offered as sacrifice to sate the darkness behind our society.

    For Democrats it's brown children overseas. Republicans want that also of course, but they're unique in offering their own children too.

    • M68040 [they/them]
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      2 months ago

      ...While also expecting everyone to believe they're the pro-family option.

      • Pentacat [he/him]
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        2 months ago

        They’re the ones who bully, disown, and ostracize their kids at a higher rate, so yeah, seems pretty fucking American if you ask me.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      but they're unique in offering their own children too.

      berdly-actually their own failsons and faildaughters go to special private schools, though they probably see the poors' children as "theirs" too in the worst possible ways.

      • btfod [he/him, comrade/them]
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        2 months ago

        Yes, I should have been more specific. I was referring to the voters in this case. Not the elected officials.

  • Rom [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      From behind bulletproof glass

      Surrounded by armed security

  • FuckyWucky [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    Tbf he says that it is a bad thing it is so normalized. Though his "solutions" are classic reactionary nonsense "door control", turning a systemic issue into an individualized one.

    Obviously everything else being equal, less gun access will result in fewer deaths. The state homicide rates aren't comparable because there are million other factors at play.

    I think more republican politicians need a bullet to the brain before they start even considering it. mission-accomplished <-

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    And he calls for even more pigmask-off roaming around schools, harassing/creeping on kids, and rifling through their backpacks.

    There was enough security theater at my old school to put on an actual fucking play, daily.

    pigmask-off pigmask-off pigmask-off pigmask-off pigmask-off pigmask-off pigmask-off pigmask-off pigmask-off pigmask-off pigmask-off

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      Turns everywhere into a mass surveilled police state

      frothingfash: “Sorry, but doing anything about guns would be ToO aUtHoRiTaRiAn!1!1”

  • Dr_Gabriel_Aby [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    I really don’t know what would happen to my brain if this happened in my children’s school. I’d probably play a lot of Minecraft in the DC metro area.

    • HexBeara
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      17 days ago

      deleted by creator

  • PauliExcluded
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    2 months ago

    https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens/

  • Pentacat [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    You take the good, you take the bad You shoot the kids and then you have…