but- but that would just make me a zoomer?! and I can't be a zoomer; I don't vape or tiktok, I don't understand them abandoning the sacred way of "asdfghjk" for "sksksksk" or swapping "big mood" for "calm"
it can't be that I'm a zoomer, because then I would be, god forbid... out of touch :stalin-stressed:
Elderly Zoomer Gang. The fucking cursed Zillenials.
Not even, Zillennials are in like their mid twenties
but- but that would just make me a zoomer?! and I can't be a zoomer; I don't vape or tiktok, I don't understand them abandoning the sacred way of "asdfghjk" for "sksksksk" or swapping "big mood" for "calm"
it can't be that I'm a zoomer, because then I would be, god forbid... out of touch :stalin-stressed:
I don't think you're over the hill if you could become not over the hill in like a week just by downloading an app