im goin a4f cuz can dr pepper hits different

  • garbology [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Note: this is an elaborate honey trap to find and exterminate any g*mers trying to infiltrate.

    • Baader [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      They aren't. However, they are a collection of some of the worst companies and only libs would buy this shit. Nestle and coca cola alone are responsible for so much suffering in the world.

      There is no ethical consumption under capitalism.

      • ChapoBapo [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Pretty close.

        All the chips are Pepsico

        Drinks are Pepsico, Keurig Dr Pepper, and Coca-Cola

        Candy is Mars, Hershey's, and sour patch kids are the odd man out made by Mondelez.

        • Baader [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Pretty sure KitKat is Nestle. Worst of the worst

          • ChapoBapo [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            Idk wikipedia says "Owner Nestlé, Hershey (US licensee)"

  • Sandinband
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    4 years ago

    Shit like this makes me wish I wasn't allergic to everything 😭

    Water is the only thing I can have on this list lol

      • Sandinband
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        4 years ago

        No corn or dairy eliminates like all this stuff :(

          • Sandinband
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            4 years ago

            Yeah like all things derived from corn other than white vinegar are like poison to me :(

        • GhostOfChuck [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Yeah, once you have a dairy allergy and start paying attention you start realizing just how much shit in the USA is infused with whey or use lactose as a binding agent. It's kind of fucking absurd and pisses me off because I KNOW you can make some stuff without it, it'd just be slightly more expensive to produce. I can't imagine having to navigate around two food allergies at one time though.

          • Sandinband
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            4 years ago

            Those are just the ones that were related to the post lmao. Some foods like actually really fuck with me and other trigger eczema/ stomach problems so I've cut them out as well.

            Whey pisses me off because the Philly pretzel factory uses that in pretzels and I can't enjoy them anymore. I'm not used to not eating 12 pounds a year

            • GhostOfChuck [he/him]
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              4 years ago

              lol. I feel that man. I have Crohn's and the most random shit will trigger me to need to rush to the bathroom and evacuate everything from my bowels. The past couple of years have been a fun exercise in narrowing down all the stuff that messes with my stomach. Can't even eat fucking bell peppers anymore because too much fiber, but man, I can handle lettuce just fine, go fucking figure.

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                4 years ago

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                • GhostOfChuck [he/him]
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                  4 years ago

                  Thanks. I appreciate it. It really sucks sometimes, but thankfully I've been mostly in remission for the past 5 years. So here's hoping that keeps up, haha. I think cleaning up my diet was one of the best things I've ever done. I miss diary and spicy food, but it's way better not eating that stuff than feeling like I'm going to shit myself all the time, lol.

  • LangdonAlger [any]
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    4 years ago

    Where the fuck are the flaming hot cheetos and monster energy drinks? I'm tryna die, bitch

    • ChapoBapo [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Under gommunism only one kinda chips, called government chips

      (They're salt and vinegar flavor and are delicious)

  • krothotkin [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    E7A

    I don't like eating candy at the same time as soda, Snickers rule (but not as much as Milky Ways), and I love Fritos.

    • Darthsenio_Mall [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I'd sub a rootbeer and eat the snickers later if that's allowed but i wholeheartedly agree with each of your points

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    7, 7, 7 :agony-consuming: :agony-consuming: :agony-consuming: