i'm definitely LEAVE ME ALONE
Prone to overheating
Uppies? Please pick me up!
Please hug me!
Overwhelmed easily
Social anxiety - please be patient
I don't know what pronoun badge to pick (I know my flair says "any" but what it really means is "there's a pronoun that makes me happier to hear but I'm too chickenshit to ask for it")One time when I was super depressed I randomly ran into a fursuiter in public and they gave me a big hug and a piece of candy and it really cheered me up, at least for that day. Honestly makes me tear up just thinking about it. It's amazing what a difference a simple gesture of connection and kindness can make when you're feeling so utterly alone and alienated.
I am all △s (except for being a suiter, unless you count wearing a human suit?)
I need a Rolodex to go with these.
Also, I do not consent to those prices.
I'm "please be patient with me"
I promise im trying my best
$8 for those? Fuck it, I'm selling 3D printed knickknacks to furries for a living
I wrote paragraphs critiquing this sentiment as someone inside the fandom, but I got five paragraphs in and was veering into capitalist realism so I stopped myself.
Rather than some wordy, pseudo-lefty analysis, I'll just say we have a glut of people doing that already and it sucks then follow with an emoji.
A perfect example of how capitalism penalizes the disabled and neurodiverse though.
"Oh, you have sensory issues? That'll be $8 per issue or guess you'll just have to deal"
These are for fursuiters who have a hard time being heard under all the fluff
In my endless resourcefulness, I've solved this problem for free with a little trick I like to call dissociative episode