his wealth and social media company amps up his midlife crisis to the level of performance art with a global reach
i hope his brain is actually regressing from the K as he retreats deeper into fantasy and just unbirths himself
Ah yes, the adult joke section at Spencer's Gifts. Timeless humor.
Wow he took a quirk of our brain's text processing that I find fascinating... and made me hate the shit out of it
I'm Mr. Crapmeiser. I'm Number Two.
I'm Mr Hard-to-flush. I'm Mr. Doodie-doo.
Friends call me Shitposter, whenever I push, bites me back in the tush!
I feel a rush.
God he's so fucking epic. All of you haters are cringe compared to based god emperor Elon.
People keep telling me right-wing comedy is dead and then I see this.
I wore a T-shirt in middle school that said "Big Richard" and at the bottom it said, "but my friends call me Dick".
I cringe every time I think about it. This man is 50 and proudly posting this shit
"Guys, guys - here's a spoiler about my French 'particularly impressive or remarkable' tweet I'm going post 1m before 12:01 am that's gonna have a sea creature and an awesome breakfast food!'
Reappropriating some lines from the Phantom Menace Rifftrax:
"See my opinion is that
the Jar Jar characterElon Musk isn't inherentlyracistsophomoric as he is broadly offensive"'Really'
"Yeah, he's annoying in a more metaphysical sense."
'So what...he bugs your soul?'
"Actually, yes"
If Elon Musk never got scratched he'd have so many custom made Soyjaks of him it's unreal. Musk is peak Redditor.
It does bewilder me that the loss of
's reputation among most people was just about entirely self inflicted.
