https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1314384992085123085?s=19

  • the_river_cass [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    I used to get so angry reading or listening to this man and now I find him so unbelievably funny

  • ARVSPEX [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    He is completely off his trolley, why are they letting him speak?

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  • Bob [he/him,he/him]
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    4 years ago

    more and more people are saying it, folks, the anchovies. no good! we let the little fishies drink our water, swim up our oceans, our pizzas - our pizzas can you believe it? they let them on our pizzas and i get people, these people in the, you know, the "DEMOCRATS" the tell me "oh mr trump! you cant do that you cant say that, the fishies are our friends!" can you believe it folks. let me tell you something, i will stop the fishies, we will stop them, we will stop the fishies.

  • GottaJiBooUrns [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Hot damn, this mindless drivel fucking rules! I hope he keeps getting hopped up on steroids for the rest of his life

  • threshold [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    See here's the thing- he doesn't make this shit off the top of his head, not saying he never does, but he usually half hears some propaganda on fox and just horribly misquotes it.

    So let's play Telephone: What was the original soundbite he heard?

  • AvailableWrongdoer [any]
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    4 years ago

    Well now we know why he doesn't want to debate Biden again. A drugged up Trump on the debate stage would lead to some interesting moments.

  • Godzilla [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Anyone know what he could possibly think he is talking about?

    • FRIENDLY_BUTTMUNCHER [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      Some rivers are legislated to have a minimum amount of flow at any given time. This is done to protect sensitive habitats and provide water to locals downstream.

      • regul [any]
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        4 years ago

        Yeah and the farmers in the Central Valley are very mad about it because it means they can't flood their almond orchards to ship those almonds to China because they're illegal to sell in the US.

  • star_wraith [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I know there's no point in trying to correct a senile moron hopped up on foods... but just damming up more water won't do anything to prevent forest fires. It's totally irrelevant - fires are based on rain, heat, the brush, etc.