Probably the stupidest thing I’ve seen on Ground News so far. lol

EDGE-IT: God I fucking love all of you.

  • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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    1 month ago

    I love that all of the stuff telling us to vote for her are things like "She exists!" and "She isn't likely to drop dead any time soon!"

    • Crikeste@lemm.ee
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      This was posted here a couple days ago lmfao They are trying WAY TOO HARD

      Show

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    I love that the past two presidents have been so past their primes that a "health check" is now a thing.

    Also lol at the political spectrum thing at the bottom.

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    1 month ago

    It'd be really really funny if she died of a random ass heart attack in office and Biden outlives her.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    1 month ago

    Of course she's fit all these neoliberal ghouls are obsessed with fitness and being healthy. I'm not shaming anyone who works out, but you're likely to find these types micromanaging their health (because they can afford it) to live long healthy lives eating the poor.

    • Crikeste@lemm.ee
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      What cracks me up the most is that SHE IS 59. Of course she is healthy and not deteriorating like the other fuckers. Such a fuckin’ non-story lmao

      But anything to show KillEmAla in a good light

  • AmericaDeserved711 [any]
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    1 month ago

    you want me to vote for a president who's probably not gonna die while in office? where's the fun in that?

  • HarryLime [any]
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    1 month ago

    Biden's doctor said the same thing about his cognition.

    But whatever, she's probably fine.

  • ComradeMonotreme [she/her, he/him]
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    1 month ago

    Some of the least worst (still bad war criminal) presidents were half dead while they did their job JFK, FDR, Grant etc

    Lenin and Andropov were chronically unwell, that sucks and history is poorer for their early deaths, but they were still good choices.

    • Crikeste@lemm.ee
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      You know, I don’t really get what you’re saying. I’m kinda lost. But at the same time, I agree. Fucking power to you, homie. ✊🏼🫡

      • ComradeMonotreme [she/her, he/him]
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        1 month ago

        I’m saying all US presidents are awful. But some of better ones were pretty sick all the time FDR had a paralytic illness (polio or guillain-barre) and cardiac stuff, Grant had various complications of alcoholic liver disease and died out of office of throat cancer (probably related to his alcoholism), JFK had Addison diseases and his spine was Swiss cheese with fractures as a result.

        Lenin was Lenin, and he had a bunch of complications post being shot that led to his premature death. Andropov was less shit than Gorbachev and the fall of the USSR might have been different or softened by him at the helm but he died of kidney disease.

        Like this is ableist shit, the best leader isn’t the healthiest as long as the succession is safe if they croak.

        • Crikeste@lemm.ee
          hexagon
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          1 month ago

          Ahhh I get you. Sorry if I came off as snarky or rude, I’ve just been in a really jovial ‘I-don’t-give-a-fuck’ attitude tonight. Again, sorry.

          But answer me this: are you implying that Kamala will be absolutely awful because of this ‘fitness’ report?

          Because I do agree, she’ll be awful lmfao

          • xavier_berthiaume@jlai.lu
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            1 month ago

            I don't think it's exactly what he's getting at. He's mostly saying that even though someone can be ill, it doesn't make them incapable of leading a country.

          • ComradeMonotreme [she/her, he/him]
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            1 month ago

            I'm saying she'll be awful regardless of whether she is an Olympic athlete or chronically unwell for reasons outside of her health.

            • Crikeste@lemm.ee
              hexagon
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              1 month ago

              Absolutely agree with you. I just posted it because the desperation is PALPABLE. lol

  • anarcho_blinkenist [none/use name]
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    1 month ago

    her physical was deemed "unremarkable?" no good. I'm a single issue voter, and that issue, is, X-men mutant president.

  • UlyssesT
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    16 days ago

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    • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]
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      1 month ago

      Nonono you don’t understand, their board of directors was pinky promised that AI=Futuristic by OpenCognos LLC or whoever, if they remove their redundant cleverbot plugin they’re gonna look like cavemen to their investors (who also happen to have their 401ks dependent on OpenCognos) and look gullible to themselves once they look back on themselves

    • Crikeste@lemm.ee
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      What do you think is showing up? Meth or Coke? Weed or Benzos?

      If she turns up hot on LSD I might have to change my vote.

      • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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        1 month ago

        Probably ambien, Xanax, and some Adderall to level her out. Basically nothing cool.

  • WIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]
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    1 month ago

    My “kamala is fit” shirt etc

    tbf she’s been guaranteed to be the healthiest president since 2017 but now I’m wondering if she’s secretly got multiple sclerosis or whatever kept Paul Wellstone from running in 2000

    • Crikeste@lemm.ee
      hexagon
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      1 month ago

      Ala Trump: The best results we’ve ever seen, nobody has ever gotten such great results.

  • LigOleTiberal [he/him]
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    1 month ago

    I won't be convinced until she runs a marathon.

    run for your ambitions, pig!!!!

  • bigbrowncommie69 [any]
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    1 month ago

    I wish Michael Parenti were still writing so we could get him to analyse Ground News