kombucha-disgust

  • EnsignRedshirt [he/him]
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    3 days ago

    The human cry-laughing emoji. Hard to think of anyone in history who has fallen so far in reputation. At least Hitler had enough dignity to kill himself.

    • miz [any, any]
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      3 days ago

      every night he puts the Deus Ex prop pistol on the nightstand in his mouth and pulls the trigger but nothing happens

      • MaoTheLawn [any, any]
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        3 days ago

        he probably has that Destiny 1 collectible rocket launcher

        it's funnier to imagine him trying to jam the Gjallarhorn into his giant maw

      • LaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]
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        3 days ago

        Yeah, incorporating bits of Western wear into your clothing can be cool, but starting with a big ass belt buckle is cringe. Especially if all this starts from moving to Texas for lolbertarian reasons.

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          hexagon
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          2 days ago

          And wearing cowboy hats fucking backwards.

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  • tombruzzo [none/use name]
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    2 days ago

    A neurodivergent migrant has a new hyperfixation and you're making fun of him? Do better, hexbear

    • Flyberius [comrade/them]
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      3 days ago

      You know he'll just spin it into some persecution bullshit. I'd rather see trump win and then Elon eat shit by Trump refusing him any positions.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
        hexagon
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        2 days ago

        I'd rather see trump win and then Elon eat shit by Trump refusing him any positions.

        I think trump-anguish has successfully been persuaded to give the bazinga vizier his vizier position entirely by being the last sycophant in the room enough times and kissing his ass enough.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 days ago

      That's the silver lining for me in the Red MAGA vs Blue MAGA thing.

  • Thallo [she/her]
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    3 days ago

    I am once again asking if we have the counterpart of this emoji kombucha-disgust because I find myself wanting to use it quite often

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 days ago

      King Bazinga is so cutting edge with his le epic memes that I could totally see him chanting "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" but somehow making it worse.

    • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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      3 days ago

      Now that you point that out, I'm starting to realize that a lot of these new-chud-types, like the Peter Thiel/Musk/Vance crowd, they use "bug soyman" not as an insult of ridicule, but an insult of envy. They want that whole aesthetic to belong to the right.

  • keepcarrot [she/her]
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    3 days ago

    I have this essay I want to write about how while the ultra-rich command economies, the local small business owner is what defines "cultural norms" and what nationalism means.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 days ago

      Thesis: bazinga billionaires.

      Antithesis: small business tyrants.

      Synthesis: bazinga small business tyrants that put their small business tyranny logo on the side of their ZYBERTRUKKKs.

      • keepcarrot [she/her]
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        3 days ago

        There is also the small business tyrant who is like "the loony left and their cybertrucks, nothing compared to diesel trock laughcry emoji". Multitudes >.>

      • Mardoniush [she/her]
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        3 days ago

        Who are Pell Grant recipients that tyrannise disadvantaged communi....