Lenin is just waiting for a prince to kiss him so he wakes up from his magic sleep
If you say 'Kautsky' in his earshot you can watch his brows knit and his lip curl
As for the kiss, I'm afraid we're short on princes
It's more than a little suspicious that he's been lying in state and hasn't withered away.
Just let him sleep in, he hit the snooze button last decade, he needs his rest.
Just establish more useless provisional governments in Russia. That'll surely get Lenin rolling in his grave long enough to wake up.
Imagine if Lenin roused briefly, yawned and then rolled over and became inert again
There are weeks where Lenin writes decades of theory, and there are decades where Lenin slumbers
Sweaty, Lenin moved to a kolkhoz in the interior so he can have fun organizing against the kulaks as much as he wants.
the immortal science is nothing without black magic
The Simpsons predicts many things and there is that one episode where Lenin punches his way out of his glass box.
