• DragonBallZinn [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Can’t wait in 2028 where democrats insist on literally bowing in worship to both republicans and white men so as “not to alienate ordinary Americans.”

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        • AmericaDelendaEst [comrade/them]
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          2 months ago

          How do we know Musk doesn't have some Musk/Hitler hybrid in a vat somewhere, it's not like we have UN Hitler Inspectors

          • Smeagolicious [they/them]
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            2 months ago

            Outdated UN Hitler Particle detectors exploding like Frieza force scouters thanks to unprecedented background Hitler radiation

            hitler-detector explosion

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          • REgon [they/them]
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            2 months ago

            We can be sure of this because it would require Musk to have invented cloning technology that could produce a new Hitler instead of IV fertilisation which isn't really the sci-fi idea of cloning we have...
            No Musk would actually totally be the type to say he's invented cloning and it's just a worse version of IV fertilisation he's forced some engineers to cook up for him

        • miz [any, any]
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          2 months ago

          The Boys From Brazil II: Silicon Valley Boogaloo

        • frauddogg [null/void, undecided]
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          2 months ago

          Isn't Germany growing their own new Hitler literally right now almost 100 years to the start of the Third Reich? That one techbro jackass with all the race science shit?

        • REgon [they/them]
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          The only surprising thing would be techbros actually accomplishing something actually groundbreaking instead of just putting a new coat of paint on labour exploitation.

          What am I saying, their clone would probably just be a man from an exploited country, who they've put in whiteface and slapped a moustache on.

          (CW: child violence) Edit: Startup idea!

          "Kill baby Hitler!" We make a test tube baby with some Hitler DNA and then we let people murder it. Literally killing baby Hitler!
          Oh fuck I just made a Rick & Morty sketch, didn't I? :::

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            • REgon [they/them]
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              2 months ago

              Have you seen Er Ist Wieder Da? (He Is Back) Its sort of related to your scenario. Decently funny and the ending made a bunch of people mad

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                • REgon [they/them]
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                  2 months ago

                  Nothing crazy, just a clip of a German version of the Unite The Right rally, some AFD rallies and some other right wing things that were relevant at the time and Hitler saying "now this, this I can work with"

                  Some people got big mad and allegedly it inspired this sketch though I don't think they're related

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        2 months ago

        It's just like, they yell at us constantly and then they anoint someone who gets up in front of the world and says shit like this. There's nothing we could possibly do to them that's worse than what they do to themselves.