The ideal room for lonely man with his overpriced Tesla robot: one where the drywall isn't painted or adorned with a single decoration. Not even a nightstand.
this is awesome, i hope this ends up in every bougie internet-connected smart house
All I'm reading is that there's gonna be gig work job openings for people to dress up as RoboCop and watch you sleep.
A robot that is capable of protecting you from a home invasion is also a robot capable of arresting you if its owners decide they want to.
I don't want a cop in my home thanks.
Yeah, that's scary as shit. They're advertising that this robot is capable of violence.
Creepy illustration, but also reminds me of in Skyrim your follower just stands there staring at you when you sleep in a bed
It will also monitor the local supply and demand for donor organs. If the demand rises, Tesla Boticon will use ai to determine the value of your life (through labour costs, amount consumed, epidermis RGB values, and investments value) against the value of the organ recipient. Should your life be deemed lesser, Tesla Boticon will immediately off you and harvest your organs, selling them off to the highest bidder.
Can't wait till these things go I, Robot, Ex Machina, Detroit: Become Human, etc on the bouge
The opening of Terminator 2 but instead of human skulls, the robot is standing on a giant pile of funko pops.
protect you from any home invasions
100% chance this thing is going to kill a kid
100% chance this thing is going to kill a kid
"Papa, tell me how the Butlerian Jihad started again..."
"protect you from any home invasions"
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Yeah fuck all these bots
An underpaid and overworked exploited worker will be remotely doing those panopticon duties in a Mechanical Turk fashion and credulous techbros will believe what they want to believe.
That does not make it better.
I’m glad that these robots won’t be able to do any of that and this is all a big, dumb waste of time. It would be so awful if these things were real in any meaningful sense.
If there's a sold product/service it will involve a Mechanical Turk operated by unseen suffering workers.
I would suggest doing something with that decrepit fungi farm wall before buying a robot at least.
